SMALL HUMAN &hearts

Nov 11, 2008 22:59

Ahh, I am incredibly cold, and kinda tired, and already wrote a memoir SO SCREW YOU CRAYON REPORT, GO SUCK YOURSELF. I'll write you (hopefully) in the three hours I have between my appointments and school tomorrow.

But that isn't important. What is important is I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT. AHAHAHAHA. /giggle Lawl I never thought I'd be this excited BUT I TOTALLY AM I'm super hyped. The baby is going to be due sometime in March I think ahh so excited ahhh &heart;

The names they choose were Wriker if it's a boy, and like, Zoezus (or something really weird) if it's a girl. Haha, I decided I'd call the boy Phoenix through some twisted logic that wriker sounds like wrighter, which is like wright, which is like phoenix wright, which means I'm never explaining this nickname to this kid haha and the girl Zee.

I really hope that Anthony convinces his baby's mama to move to Gardiner instead of Bangor or wherever. That way I can visit ALL THE TIME *gay rainbows* And I can read to the kid, because Lawl, Tony is going to be a house dad, and the poor kid needs to be read to. ♥ Plus I bet Anthony will enjoy being read to as well haha I still have to read some more Death Note to him.

I'M EXCITED AHH I'M GONNA MAKE AN ORIGAMI CRANE MOBILE those mofo's better use it D:

I'm probably gonna be a homo and have the kid call me aunt in some other language because Deseray has two sisters and AHH NO I'M BETTER THAN THEM UNBORN CHILD I GET TO BE SPECIAL SCREW ME SHARING THE SAME TITLE. /rant rant rant

Now what language should I pick...?

(Also I'm totally paranoid this kid is not gonna be close to me at all/like me because the way I grew up aunts and uncle weren't really that important and no I wanna be important and ahh I'm getting a complex I'm so excited though)

awesome, super snazzy, baby, aunt, giggle

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