Ahh, I decided to do that paranoia meme because it looks like fun! & I get to mess with people, haha. I should really be writing an essay right now, but whatevs.
I only did it about my flist. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DO, RIGHT? unscreened comments are unscreened, because I'm too lazy to screen them.
Paranoia Meme
01.// I love you and all that jazz, but just the other day I had the realization that you're pretty immature, but don't see yourself as such. And I think that's where your emo spouts from. I can't wait to be friends with you after a couple of years.
02.// I'm afraid that if I actually were to meet you, you'd end up hating me or something. Because while we're really similar and such on the interwebs, our RLs differ so completely. But at the same time, I totally want to buddy up to you. Woe is me.
03.// I totally friended you just so I could read your fanfiction. I stopped reading what you posted on your flist about a week afterwards, and now every time I scroll past you, I feel guilty. D:
04.// You're a homo, you homo. Okay, not really. But seriously, stop being so retarded. Kthx.
05.// I totally snowed out on you. Sorry. ):
06.// I only have a vague maybe not really memory of friending you like a lot of the people on my flist lawl but you seem pretty spiffy. /thumbs up
07.// I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE ON MY FLIST, BUT I WORSHIP THE GROUND YOU WALK draw ON AHHHH
08.// I feel like you're the mature, mommy figure on my flist, and even when you're nice when you talk to me, I kinda feel like, a little kid or something, completely on a different level. It's like I should add 'san' to the end of your name or something.
09.// I think I was the one who friended you, I don't remember. But after a while, I decided not that I don't like you, but I'm just kind of 'whatever' towards you. I don't read you posts, and I couldn't for the life of me think of a reason why you kept me on your flist when you cleaned it out.
10.// ahhh I read like, 1/10 of your posts because they're so long and I always feel super bad about it but ahh ILU ♥ ♥ ♥
11.// You're super awesome and I love you and all, but I totally get the feeling that if we were to meet in real life, you'd hate me. I can logically reach the conclusion. And honestly, I don't think I'd like you too much either. You're a bit too full of yourself sometimes. But then again, who knows? I seem to get along with all types.
12.// I STOPPED READING AFTER YOU CHANGED YOU NAME AHHH x2
13.// You're cool and awesome and I love you and I really need to make you that thing, yanno? "did you get that thing I sent you?"
14.// I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF FRIENDING YOU/YOU FRIENDING ME AHH HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON MY FLIST AHH WHO ARE YOU?! But you're super awesome though and I wish to be as cool as you ♥
15.// You're art makes me want to throw you down and sex you up. I read all your pointless posts just because your art makes you deserving of such.
16.// ...Who are you again...?
17.// YOU WERE NAKED WHILE YOU WROTE THIS, WEREN'T YOU?
YEAH, YOU THOUGHT SO, DIDN'T YOU? haha guess who the last one is.