Crackfic, haircut, ramen wallet, hikago, retard cats & other interesting facts. (?)
FRANZ FERDINAND PUTS ME IN A WEIRD MOOD. BEWARE. & no, I'm not talking about assassinated Franz Ferdinand, who started WWI. D:
Alright! So! I was getting something out of the kitchen last night, at like four in the morning I'm nocturnal (vacation <3) and I was all, 'Oh shiznite, I am the neglect of the el jay. A/S/L?' Okay, so maybe it didn't go exactly like that, but it was close! I swear. Er, anyways, look, I'm posting! Or something. YOU! SCROLLING PAST ME ON YOUR FLIST! I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU! Or give you a rose, whatever you prefer.
Yeah, kay, so I totally completely told the person I um, "HAVE MORE THAN PLATONIC FEELINGS FOR" that I liked them. Over text message. (Soooo lame. Oh gods. I need an accomplishment award) But it wasn't like a love confession or anything, in which I expected to ride off into the sunset with eyes a-wibbling and cheesy background music. Most defiantly not the case. & I'm sure I could live with that, expect the part WHERE I'M A RETARD. I don't even know what I was effing thinking. I know that what happened had something to do with me asking them to hate me(?). My logic behind had something to do with hoping to get over them or something, but me? Conveying a correct message? COMPLETE. FAIL. EVERYWHERE. Oh gods, let's go drown me.
But! Speaking of retarded! You know that cat I mentioned a while ago? Aggressive loving headbutter? Yeah, well, apparently he really is retarded. Like, brain damage. He drools constantly and everything. D: Man, it says something that I've been living with this cat for seven years and never quite made that observation. AMIRITE?
FLIST. I AM SORRY. I FAIL AS A FELLOW FLISTER. I MUST GO TO JOURNALS AND READ UPDATES. In a little while.
Yeah, kay so I think I'm failing flat (huh?) as a Naruto fan. I have not watched it in weeks and I'm not even destroying the comms with my ferocious interest. OH NARUTO. I AM SORRY. WE'VE HAD THESE PERIODS BEFORE. I'LL COME BACK TO YOU. Ironically enough, the time before, I replaced Naruto with Hikura no Go. & YOU'D NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M OBSESSED ABOUT AT THIS MOMENT. Cough. Yeah, well, whatever. So, I started the beginning of the episodes (wtf interent, where can I find an effing subbed episode 3?!) and I must admit, so far it's rather cheesy and not nearly as attention grabbing as the manga was. BUT STILL. I would still be watching if I could. Seriously though. Corny music much in that bamf?
Okay, is it just me, or does there seem to be a connection between this picture and this fanfic? Huh? huh?
Yeah, and also, Sam Shindou, Private Five has to be the greatest thing I have ever seen. xDDDD
Anyways, moving on. I wrote crack. Naruto style. Here you go:
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Title: Gossip Hound
Genre: Humor, Dialogue Fic
Warning: Dialogue, Crack, Rumors, & General Immatureness.
Rating: PG-13 or something
Pairing: Uh... Talk of SasuxNaru?
Summary: In which there are rumors that Sasuke and Naruto are Konoha's hottest new gay couple.
Notes: THIS. IS. CRACK. Quite enjoyable crack, but crack never the less. I'm lazy and copied this all from my chuunin post. <3 Written for my smexy Waifu, fireworkflower
Fake cut to chuunin
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Oh yeah, and is this not like, one of the coolest things you've ever seen?
It's a wallet thing, man! A wallet! <
Manda is not pleased with that crappy camera. xD Sorry, the lighting sucks too.
Alright! So! I was getting something out of the kitchen last night, at like four in the morning I'm nocturnal (vacation <3) and I was all, 'Oh shiznite, I am the neglect of the el jay. A/S/L?' Okay, so maybe it didn't go exactly like that, but it was close! I swear. Er, anyways, look, I'm posting! Or something. YOU! SCROLLING PAST ME ON YOUR FLIST! I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU! Or give you a rose, whatever you prefer.
Yeah, kay, so I totally completely told the person I um, "HAVE MORE THAN PLATONIC FEELINGS FOR" that I liked them. Over text message. (Soooo lame. Oh gods. I need an accomplishment award) But it wasn't like a love confession or anything, in which I expected to ride off into the sunset with eyes a-wibbling and cheesy background music. Most defiantly not the case. & I'm sure I could live with that, expect the part WHERE I'M A RETARD. I don't even know what I was effing thinking. I know that what happened had something to do with me asking them to hate me(?). My logic behind had something to do with hoping to get over them or something, but me? Conveying a correct message? COMPLETE. FAIL. EVERYWHERE. Oh gods, let's go drown me.
But! Speaking of retarded! You know that cat I mentioned a while ago? Aggressive loving headbutter? Yeah, well, apparently he really is retarded. Like, brain damage. He drools constantly and everything. D: Man, it says something that I've been living with this cat for seven years and never quite made that observation. AMIRITE?
FLIST. I AM SORRY. I FAIL AS A FELLOW FLISTER. I MUST GO TO JOURNALS AND READ UPDATES. In a little while.
Yeah, kay so I think I'm failing flat (huh?) as a Naruto fan. I have not watched it in weeks and I'm not even destroying the comms with my ferocious interest. OH NARUTO. I AM SORRY. WE'VE HAD THESE PERIODS BEFORE. I'LL COME BACK TO YOU. Ironically enough, the time before, I replaced Naruto with Hikura no Go. & YOU'D NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M OBSESSED ABOUT AT THIS MOMENT. Cough. Yeah, well, whatever. So, I started the beginning of the episodes (wtf interent, where can I find an effing subbed episode 3?!) and I must admit, so far it's rather cheesy and not nearly as attention grabbing as the manga was. BUT STILL. I would still be watching if I could. Seriously though. Corny music much in that bamf?
Okay, is it just me, or does there seem to be a connection between this picture and this fanfic? Huh? huh?
Yeah, and also, Sam Shindou, Private Five has to be the greatest thing I have ever seen. xDDDD
Anyways, moving on. I wrote crack. Naruto style. Here you go:
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Title: Gossip Hound
Genre: Humor, Dialogue Fic
Warning: Dialogue, Crack, Rumors, & General Immatureness.
Rating: PG-13 or something
Pairing: Uh... Talk of SasuxNaru?
Summary: In which there are rumors that Sasuke and Naruto are Konoha's hottest new gay couple.
Notes: THIS. IS. CRACK. Quite enjoyable crack, but crack never the less. I'm lazy and copied this all from my chuunin post. <3 Written for my smexy Waifu, fireworkflower
Fake cut to chuunin
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Oh yeah, and is this not like, one of the coolest things you've ever seen?
It's a wallet thing, man! A wallet! <
Manda is not pleased with that crappy camera. xD Sorry, the lighting sucks too.