Drabble - Whipped (Plus a poll! :D)
ROAR. Once more I have another Naruto drabble! :D That isn't really a drabble. D:
Poll Drabbles Name
Links to Previous:
Drabble One - Grocery Shopping
Drabble Two - Squabbles
Drabble Three - The Apron
Drabbles: 4/?
Title: Whipped
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruxSasu (that's an x, folks, not a slash - it can go either way)
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, with the ever present Sprinklings of Crack
Warnings: WifesukeWifesukeWifesuke! Also, kinda makes you doubt Naruto's manhood xD
Words: 349
Summary: In which Naruto forgets the pleasures of Sleeping with Sasuke, and we all realize he's completely whipped.
Notes: Hey! This is more drabble-ish! Look at the length! :D Also, Lavie's going to be making me some fanart-- but I don't know if I should post these before or after I have it. Any thoughts? Oh, and check out this. Bwahaha. We didn't even make it. xD I wanna make some though.
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Whipped
The moonlight filtered heavily through the closed blinds, illuminating the darkened bedroom and making Naruto regret the nineteen dollars and ninety ninety cents he'd paid for the useless things. Laying on his side in their queen-sized bed, he heaved another sigh, annoyed with everything and disgusted at the thought of being wide awake at three 'O clock in the morning. His right arm had begun throbbing after being crushed to his side for the last four hours, and so, with breath held and doom hovering overhead, he ever so slowly and carefully started to shift and roll onto his back. He managed to turn a good four inches but then froze completely - body halted in an uncomfortably diagonal position - when he heard a pissed-off groan issue from the opposite side of the bed. Admittedly, he did flinch as freezing cold blocks of ice some mistakenly call feet rammed themselves into his vulnerable, bare legs, but he gritted his teeth as they lingered against his skin - seemingly sucking out all of his warmth and lifeforce - and managed to remain completely still at that very awkward angle because hell, Naruto Uzumaki was a real man. A real ninja.
"Stop moving so much, moron," Sasuke grumbled sleepily, pulling at their thick orange and blue comforter and wrapping it around himself more securely. Naruto flinched again as more of his skin was exposed to the chilling night air. Had Sasuke forgotten to pay the heating bill that month?
"Sorry, honey," Naturo grounded out between clenched teeth, muscles he wasn't even aware of beginning to ache as he tried to maintain his half turned position.
"'n dun call m' honey..." was the slurred response as the warm wash of sleep overtook Sasuke again.
As Naruto prayed for dawn, muscles trembling and eyelids heavy from lack of sleep, it occurred to him maybe, just maybe, he should prepare himself more extensionally for the task of Sleeping with Sasuke after coming back from the comforts of an extended mission. Either that, or go sleep on the couch.
fin
...Naruto had never been very fond of that futon, anyway.
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A/N: I... love comments. I don't even care what it is. <33 I LOVE THEM. I WANT TO MARRY THEM. <333 Also: see typos = please tell.
Poll Drabbles Name
Links to Previous:
Drabble One - Grocery Shopping
Drabble Two - Squabbles
Drabble Three - The Apron
Drabbles: 4/?
Title: Whipped
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: NaruxSasu (that's an x, folks, not a slash - it can go either way)
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, with the ever present Sprinklings of Crack
Warnings: WifesukeWifesukeWifesuke! Also, kinda makes you doubt Naruto's manhood xD
Words: 349
Summary: In which Naruto forgets the pleasures of Sleeping with Sasuke, and we all realize he's completely whipped.
Notes: Hey! This is more drabble-ish! Look at the length! :D Also, Lavie's going to be making me some fanart-- but I don't know if I should post these before or after I have it. Any thoughts? Oh, and check out this. Bwahaha. We didn't even make it. xD I wanna make some though.
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Whipped
The moonlight filtered heavily through the closed blinds, illuminating the darkened bedroom and making Naruto regret the nineteen dollars and ninety ninety cents he'd paid for the useless things. Laying on his side in their queen-sized bed, he heaved another sigh, annoyed with everything and disgusted at the thought of being wide awake at three 'O clock in the morning. His right arm had begun throbbing after being crushed to his side for the last four hours, and so, with breath held and doom hovering overhead, he ever so slowly and carefully started to shift and roll onto his back. He managed to turn a good four inches but then froze completely - body halted in an uncomfortably diagonal position - when he heard a pissed-off groan issue from the opposite side of the bed. Admittedly, he did flinch as freezing cold blocks of ice some mistakenly call feet rammed themselves into his vulnerable, bare legs, but he gritted his teeth as they lingered against his skin - seemingly sucking out all of his warmth and lifeforce - and managed to remain completely still at that very awkward angle because hell, Naruto Uzumaki was a real man. A real ninja.
"Stop moving so much, moron," Sasuke grumbled sleepily, pulling at their thick orange and blue comforter and wrapping it around himself more securely. Naruto flinched again as more of his skin was exposed to the chilling night air. Had Sasuke forgotten to pay the heating bill that month?
"Sorry, honey," Naturo grounded out between clenched teeth, muscles he wasn't even aware of beginning to ache as he tried to maintain his half turned position.
"'n dun call m' honey..." was the slurred response as the warm wash of sleep overtook Sasuke again.
As Naruto prayed for dawn, muscles trembling and eyelids heavy from lack of sleep, it occurred to him maybe, just maybe, he should prepare himself more extensionally for the task of Sleeping with Sasuke after coming back from the comforts of an extended mission. Either that, or go sleep on the couch.
fin
...Naruto had never been very fond of that futon, anyway.
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A/N: I... love comments. I don't even care what it is. <33 I LOVE THEM. I WANT TO MARRY THEM. <333 Also: see typos = please tell.