WIFESUKE EXPLOOOOSIONS
Oh wow, I figured I should finally get around to posting that Wifesuke ficlet I wrote for carola_chan , in case anyone is still interested in the completely cracked out drabble series (which I doubt). Anyways, here we are. Also, calling them ficlets now because, hey, they're all over 100 words, right? haha lawl I'm not even following naruto anymore I should catch up on that or something
Of Love and Tomatoes: The Wifesuke Chronicles
Ficlet One - Grocery Shopping
In which Sasuke & Naruto go grocery shopping duh
Ficlet Two - Squabbles
In which Naruto needs a drink and Sasuke's a Wifesuke.
Ficlet Three - The Apron
In which Naruto tries to give Sasuke a present, and Sasuke is a wifeesuke strongly refuses
Ficlet Four - Whipped
In which Naruto forgets the pleasures of Sleeping with Sasuke, and we all realize he's completely whipped.
Heeeeere we go,
Ficlet: 5/(?)
Title: The Definition of Overzealous
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto&Sasuke
Rating: pg or something, my homies
Genre: Humor, crack
Words: 901
Summary: In which Naruto gets carried away, and everybody realizes what an idiot he is
Notes: that's what she said. also this is very silly and I use way too many italics ): I hate coding these things
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The Definition of Overzealous
"Naruto Uzumaki, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
Naruto looked up sharply from where he was sitting on the couch, wearing a guilty (and slightly nervous) expression but unable to completely hide the flush of excitement on his cheeks. "Uh, hey there, Sasuke," he said hesitantly, rubbing at the back of his neck. "I, haha, didn't know you were getting back so soon..."
Sasuke's scowl darkened. "What is all of this!" he demanded angrily, gesturing to the massive sea of toys that Naruto's couch was now swimming in - the floor wasn't even visible under its bulk.
Looking around their living room curiously, Naruto's eyes widen as if he hadn't noticed the toys before now. "Well... Maybe I did get a bit carried away...."
"Carried away!?" Sasuke practically screeched (not he'd ever admit to doing so: Sasuke Uchiha did no such girly thing as screeching). "I can hardly walk into my own home!" he pointed accusingly at the swarm of toys again, where some of them had managed to fall from the precariously stacked piles, and now covered most of the adjoining kitchen's floor as well.
Naruto (attempted to) stand up, defensive. "Well, you can at least close the door, so the neighbors don't have to hear you--" Naruto quickly calculated a safe word choice, "--screaming at me!"
"Why should I!" Sasuke stepped away from the entranceway, arms uncrossing and eyes flashing, purposely leaving the door open. "I should let them all know what a moron you are!"
Naruto puffed up, angry, "They already know what a moron I am! So just-- er, wait a second..." he squinted his eyes shut for a moment, confused, then frowned. "Wait, that's not what I meant, I meant..."
Sasuke was unable to hide his snort of amusement, despite his best attempts. At Naruto's glare, it turned into chuckling, then outright laughter, until the Uchiha was doubled over, clutching at his gut, guffawing and gasping for breath as he began to process to ridiculousness of the argument and realized what an idiot his lover was.
The blond couldn't help but feel his own lips twitch with amusement, Sasuke's rare belly laugh contagious. He managed to wade through sea of toys before reaching the door and shutting it behind his teammate. "What's so funny?" he asked the Uchiha, feeling his ire almost completely melt away.
"Because... You're..." gasp, snort, chuckle "...An idiot..."
Naruto glowered, feeling a bit of his previous irritation return. "Hey, what's the big deal? I mean, okay maybe I went a little overboard, but it's not--"
Sasuke straightened, holding a hand up to cut Naruto off and trying to catch his breath. After a few moments he wiped the tears out of his eyes, and addressed his fellow ninja, once again his business-like self. "You," he stated, expression schooled and serious, "are an idiot."
"Hey!"
"You do realize," he said slowly, so he could make sure Naruto understood, "That Lee and Sakura just, as in yesterday, found out that she was pregnant, right?"
The blond nodded, his eye's squinted, "Yeah? So?"
Sasuke sighed, “So that means...?”
Naruto pouted - Gods, how stupid did Sasuke think he was? “That there's going to be a baby, duh.”
He fought the urge to facepalm."It means, you dumbass, that there won't be a baby for a good eight months or so."
Naruto seemed to finally understand. "Oooooh."
"So what do you expect us to do with all this until then, genius?" he said, annoyed again, as he bent over to pick up one of the toys. He paused. "...And why in the world are all of these for a boy? They don't know the gender yet."
Naruto crossed his arms, on the defensive again. "They're not all things for a boy..." Sasuke shot him a look. "Okay, most of them, but that's fine, right? I mean, it's gonna be Sakura's kid,” he chortled. “Even if it's a girl, it's still gonna be pretty manly, am I right?" He grinned cheekily.
Sasuke sighed again and actually did facepalm. "Sometimes, you're so..."
"Incredibly clever?" Naruto helpfully supplied. "And handsome?”
"Yeah, that's it exactly," the brunet said, voice dripping with heavy sarcasm that was completely lost on the other ninja. He glanced around their decimated apartment again. "Where did you get the money to buy all of this anyway...?"
Naruto shifted nervously, and glanced at the door. "Er, well, actually, funny thing that. I sort of... talked Grandma Tsunade into forwarding my pay for my next few missions, haha..." He said the latter half of the sentence in a rush, bolting for the exit even before the last word was past his lips.
"WHAT!?" Sasuke yowled (or not: yowling wasn't very manly). He ninja'd to the door, locking it shut before pinning it bodily closed and cutting off Naruto's escape. "WHAT ABOUT THE BILLS?!"
Naruto squeaked, eyes wide, before looking around frantically for another way out. As he spotted the - only - living room window, his heart sank - there was no way he could climb over that mountain of toys before Sasuke got to him, “NARUTO UZUMAKI!”
Needless to say, from that day forth, the neighbors were very, very aware of how much of a moron Naruto actually was (pfft, like they didn't know already).
fin
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THE END or something. man does it show that I'm not so much in the fandom anymore? haha
Of Love and Tomatoes: The Wifesuke Chronicles
Ficlet One - Grocery Shopping
In which Sasuke & Naruto go grocery shopping duh
Ficlet Two - Squabbles
In which Naruto needs a drink and Sasuke's a Wifesuke.
Ficlet Three - The Apron
In which Naruto tries to give Sasuke a present, and Sasuke is a wifeesuke strongly refuses
Ficlet Four - Whipped
In which Naruto forgets the pleasures of Sleeping with Sasuke, and we all realize he's completely whipped.
Heeeeere we go,
Ficlet: 5/(?)
Title: The Definition of Overzealous
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto&Sasuke
Rating: pg or something, my homies
Genre: Humor, crack
Words: 901
Summary: In which Naruto gets carried away, and everybody realizes what an idiot he is
Notes: that's what she said. also this is very silly and I use way too many italics ): I hate coding these things
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The Definition of Overzealous
"Naruto Uzumaki, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
Naruto looked up sharply from where he was sitting on the couch, wearing a guilty (and slightly nervous) expression but unable to completely hide the flush of excitement on his cheeks. "Uh, hey there, Sasuke," he said hesitantly, rubbing at the back of his neck. "I, haha, didn't know you were getting back so soon..."
Sasuke's scowl darkened. "What is all of this!" he demanded angrily, gesturing to the massive sea of toys that Naruto's couch was now swimming in - the floor wasn't even visible under its bulk.
Looking around their living room curiously, Naruto's eyes widen as if he hadn't noticed the toys before now. "Well... Maybe I did get a bit carried away...."
"Carried away!?" Sasuke practically screeched (not he'd ever admit to doing so: Sasuke Uchiha did no such girly thing as screeching). "I can hardly walk into my own home!" he pointed accusingly at the swarm of toys again, where some of them had managed to fall from the precariously stacked piles, and now covered most of the adjoining kitchen's floor as well.
Naruto (attempted to) stand up, defensive. "Well, you can at least close the door, so the neighbors don't have to hear you--" Naruto quickly calculated a safe word choice, "--screaming at me!"
"Why should I!" Sasuke stepped away from the entranceway, arms uncrossing and eyes flashing, purposely leaving the door open. "I should let them all know what a moron you are!"
Naruto puffed up, angry, "They already know what a moron I am! So just-- er, wait a second..." he squinted his eyes shut for a moment, confused, then frowned. "Wait, that's not what I meant, I meant..."
Sasuke was unable to hide his snort of amusement, despite his best attempts. At Naruto's glare, it turned into chuckling, then outright laughter, until the Uchiha was doubled over, clutching at his gut, guffawing and gasping for breath as he began to process to ridiculousness of the argument and realized what an idiot his lover was.
The blond couldn't help but feel his own lips twitch with amusement, Sasuke's rare belly laugh contagious. He managed to wade through sea of toys before reaching the door and shutting it behind his teammate. "What's so funny?" he asked the Uchiha, feeling his ire almost completely melt away.
"Because... You're..." gasp, snort, chuckle "...An idiot..."
Naruto glowered, feeling a bit of his previous irritation return. "Hey, what's the big deal? I mean, okay maybe I went a little overboard, but it's not--"
Sasuke straightened, holding a hand up to cut Naruto off and trying to catch his breath. After a few moments he wiped the tears out of his eyes, and addressed his fellow ninja, once again his business-like self. "You," he stated, expression schooled and serious, "are an idiot."
"Hey!"
"You do realize," he said slowly, so he could make sure Naruto understood, "That Lee and Sakura just, as in yesterday, found out that she was pregnant, right?"
The blond nodded, his eye's squinted, "Yeah? So?"
Sasuke sighed, “So that means...?”
Naruto pouted - Gods, how stupid did Sasuke think he was? “That there's going to be a baby, duh.”
He fought the urge to facepalm."It means, you dumbass, that there won't be a baby for a good eight months or so."
Naruto seemed to finally understand. "Oooooh."
"So what do you expect us to do with all this until then, genius?" he said, annoyed again, as he bent over to pick up one of the toys. He paused. "...And why in the world are all of these for a boy? They don't know the gender yet."
Naruto crossed his arms, on the defensive again. "They're not all things for a boy..." Sasuke shot him a look. "Okay, most of them, but that's fine, right? I mean, it's gonna be Sakura's kid,” he chortled. “Even if it's a girl, it's still gonna be pretty manly, am I right?" He grinned cheekily.
Sasuke sighed again and actually did facepalm. "Sometimes, you're so..."
"Incredibly clever?" Naruto helpfully supplied. "And handsome?”
"Yeah, that's it exactly," the brunet said, voice dripping with heavy sarcasm that was completely lost on the other ninja. He glanced around their decimated apartment again. "Where did you get the money to buy all of this anyway...?"
Naruto shifted nervously, and glanced at the door. "Er, well, actually, funny thing that. I sort of... talked Grandma Tsunade into forwarding my pay for my next few missions, haha..." He said the latter half of the sentence in a rush, bolting for the exit even before the last word was past his lips.
"WHAT!?" Sasuke yowled (or not: yowling wasn't very manly). He ninja'd to the door, locking it shut before pinning it bodily closed and cutting off Naruto's escape. "WHAT ABOUT THE BILLS?!"
Naruto squeaked, eyes wide, before looking around frantically for another way out. As he spotted the - only - living room window, his heart sank - there was no way he could climb over that mountain of toys before Sasuke got to him, “NARUTO UZUMAKI!”
Needless to say, from that day forth, the neighbors were very, very aware of how much of a moron Naruto actually was (pfft, like they didn't know already).
fin
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THE END or something. man does it show that I'm not so much in the fandom anymore? haha