Mystery Subconscious Theater 3000: When fragments of lesson plans attack!
I/Bion (sometimes we were separate people, sometimes we were one person) were searching through time for our True Love. We visited many times and locales, and couldn't find her. Then I realized that she was probably that girl we shot back in 1770's Philadelphia--the one attacking Ben Franklin. So we went back there a second time and cleared up the situation (it was really all a terrible misunderstanding ) and discovered that it was Roslyn all along. You remember her, right? Romeo's first chickie-poo, though I'm not sure what she was doing hanging out with the Framers rather than sitting in fair Verona. *shrug* Well, all's well that ends well, and we lived Happily Ever After.
The End.
The End.