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Yesterday I looked at an apartment I didn't want, and got asked out by a beautiful boy I didn't want to go out with. (The most beautiful boy to ever ask me out. But far too well endowed in the hair gel department. Oh, but he spoke all Spanishly! Maybe I should have taken him home to keep him chained behind a curtain so I could hear him say my name again in THAT accent, but not have to see his hair gel. Or would that be wrong? Some kind of criminal? I suppose that would depend on whether he gave his consent to being chained behind a curtain? Hmm. I should have explored my options further).
Oh oh oh, I'll be late for stupid work!
Oh oh oh, I'll be late for stupid work!