Balls

Jul 26, 2007 10:33

As I was driving into work today, I was behind a pick-up truck with a set of steel balls dangling from underneath the rear fender. Yes, they jiggled and swung and were in the shape of real testicles. Yeah, I was acting like 10 year old, but I giggled all the way to work.

I jsut recently went to a family reunion and as an activity we went to see an IMAX 3-D movie, Safari. My mom is 75 and very old school and proper. Well, they were on the Cheetahs and there was a cheetah laying on branch in the tree. Let me add, the 3-D affects were very well done in this move. Anyway, the cheetah was laying in a way where his balls were pushed out behind him. My mom says (loud enough for the whole theatre to hear), "I guess it's a male." I said "mom! sssh! " Unabashedly she replied, "well, the damn things is right in my face!"

I haven't updated in umpteen months and now my first post is about balls. Go figure.
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