All the cool kids are doing it.
1. What does your Livejournal name mean?
Once I was a young and innocent weeaboo who needed a username that would never, ever be taken on any site ever by anyone else but her.
2. Elaborate on your default photo?
It's Alice, trapped in a jar! She is very small. I like small things.
3. Make up a question.
Is anyone else as terrified of the Pink Elephants on Parade sequence from Dumbo as I am?
4. What's your current relationship status?
Her heart was a secret garden, and the walls were very high.
5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?
A stripey pink empire-waisted thing which I rather suspect was intended as a dress but I have since appropriated for use as a nightgown. It's very soft.
6. What is your current problem?
I need a job in order to buy things that I don't need.
7. What do you love most?
I don't know about love, but I've started having marvelous dreams about ruffles and high-quality lace.
8. What makes you most happy?
Things which have absolutely no redeeming value other than the aesthetic pleasure which they provide me with.
9. Are you musically inclined?
I sing.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
I would never have eaten that goddamn cheesecake.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A land-shark. And I would devour my enemies with great pleasure.
12. Ever have a near death experience?
Does eight inches away from slamming my head into a tree-trunk at sixty miles per hour count?
13. Name an obvious quality you have.
Hideously freckly. Oh, sun, how you must loathe me.
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
The Decemberists - Sons and Daughters.
15. Who did you cut and paste this from?
The current object of my stalkerish affections.
16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
If I have to go to Wikipedia to answer this question, then I have no desire to answer it.
17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
I don't consider it vandalism. I made it better.
18. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes. Happily.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. Unhappily. (I get the shakes.)
20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Do they smell nice?
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don't.
24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, I've been compared to several different ones. However, I suspect that this is a clever ruse made in order to get into my pants.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
...The Hunchback of Notre Dame is not a kiddy movie. I don't care if it was made by Disney.
26. Did you have braces?
No.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
No. I wish I was shorter.
28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Offered to run away with me to the west coast. Unfortunately, I was forced to decline.
29. Do you speak any other languages?
I am fluent in Pirate.
30. Do you have a crush on someone on your livejournal?
...Don't be silly. -cough-
Once I was a young and innocent weeaboo who needed a username that would never, ever be taken on any site ever by anyone else but her.
2. Elaborate on your default photo?
It's Alice, trapped in a jar! She is very small. I like small things.
3. Make up a question.
Is anyone else as terrified of the Pink Elephants on Parade sequence from Dumbo as I am?
4. What's your current relationship status?
Her heart was a secret garden, and the walls were very high.
5. What EXACTLY are you wearing right now?
A stripey pink empire-waisted thing which I rather suspect was intended as a dress but I have since appropriated for use as a nightgown. It's very soft.
6. What is your current problem?
I need a job in order to buy things that I don't need.
7. What do you love most?
I don't know about love, but I've started having marvelous dreams about ruffles and high-quality lace.
8. What makes you most happy?
Things which have absolutely no redeeming value other than the aesthetic pleasure which they provide me with.
9. Are you musically inclined?
I sing.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would you change?
I would never have eaten that goddamn cheesecake.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
A land-shark. And I would devour my enemies with great pleasure.
12. Ever have a near death experience?
Does eight inches away from slamming my head into a tree-trunk at sixty miles per hour count?
13. Name an obvious quality you have.
Hideously freckly. Oh, sun, how you must loathe me.
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
The Decemberists - Sons and Daughters.
15. Who did you cut and paste this from?
The current object of my stalkerish affections.
16. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
If I have to go to Wikipedia to answer this question, then I have no desire to answer it.
17. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
I don't consider it vandalism. I made it better.
18. Have you ever been in a fight?
Yes. Happily.
19. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. Unhappily. (I get the shakes.)
20. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Do they smell nice?
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
I don't.
24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Yes, I've been compared to several different ones. However, I suspect that this is a clever ruse made in order to get into my pants.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
...The Hunchback of Notre Dame is not a kiddy movie. I don't care if it was made by Disney.
26. Did you have braces?
No.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
No. I wish I was shorter.
28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Offered to run away with me to the west coast. Unfortunately, I was forced to decline.
29. Do you speak any other languages?
I am fluent in Pirate.
30. Do you have a crush on someone on your livejournal?
...Don't be silly. -cough-