That's a Nasty Cult on your Arm
With the looming approach of a great many depressants entering my system (classes), I've decided to put into words my take on razor-sharp razors and their uses in society, the home, and your sex life [... outside of the home].
Our news reporters have painted themselves into a corner with the term "Blackout 2003". What happens if there's another blackout? Will it just be an addendum to "Blackout 2003" or is it going to be "Blackout 2003 2"? In which case, it may be forshadowing the great intergalactic blackout of 20032 in which the human race is ambushed by Ewoks and Vulcans. Of course, eventually we will realize that Ewoks are small and furry while the Vulcans are too logical to expect any of our crazy tactics that we use {i.e. Operation Rolling Thunder, Operation Iraqi Freedom, Operation: The Boardgame}.
In summation, who wants to play doctor?
Anyone?
Girls?
Dudes?
Am I doing this to bulk up my post?
I dislike the term cold-blooded killer. I think that a warm-blooded killer would be much more efficient. Possibly even a bloodless killer, like a machine. Unfortunately, Hollywood has already thought of that fifty times. This brings me back to my original topic: the razor. This killer is in fact immobile. Perhaps the most efficient killer; the razor expends no energy taking its victim. Emotionless, the razor doesn't even clean the blood off itself after a slaying. Lifeless, the razor can stay inside a body for years without any harm coming to it. Penis-less, the razor is as jealous as John Bobbit.
Don't let it happen to you.
Council of Castration Security Head Chairman,
Jacob
Our news reporters have painted themselves into a corner with the term "Blackout 2003". What happens if there's another blackout? Will it just be an addendum to "Blackout 2003" or is it going to be "Blackout 2003 2"? In which case, it may be forshadowing the great intergalactic blackout of 20032 in which the human race is ambushed by Ewoks and Vulcans. Of course, eventually we will realize that Ewoks are small and furry while the Vulcans are too logical to expect any of our crazy tactics that we use {i.e. Operation Rolling Thunder, Operation Iraqi Freedom, Operation: The Boardgame}.
In summation, who wants to play doctor?
Anyone?
Girls?
Dudes?
Am I doing this to bulk up my post?
I dislike the term cold-blooded killer. I think that a warm-blooded killer would be much more efficient. Possibly even a bloodless killer, like a machine. Unfortunately, Hollywood has already thought of that fifty times. This brings me back to my original topic: the razor. This killer is in fact immobile. Perhaps the most efficient killer; the razor expends no energy taking its victim. Emotionless, the razor doesn't even clean the blood off itself after a slaying. Lifeless, the razor can stay inside a body for years without any harm coming to it. Penis-less, the razor is as jealous as John Bobbit.
Don't let it happen to you.
Council of Castration Security Head Chairman,
Jacob