Birthday Sandwich (Suho/Baekhyun/Tao)

[saitheisonfire]

birthday sandwich | suho/baekhyun/tao (suhoisin sauce spread all over a baekon taoco) | nc-17 | the may birthday boys make a sandwich.

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[zeraiya]

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Forgive me oh fellow head minister, but I tried to review this a while back and my livejournal fucked out and then I forgot and now I just remembered and eek.

In short:



This is the best birthday present ever, even though it wasn't my birthday. As the co-head-minister of Baekhyun Bottoms For No One Church, I approve of this story greatly. Also, I may have died multiple times due to intense lulz

“You couldn’t even top a pizza anyway.”

“Yeah, you’re so not topping.”
Zi Tao’s expression drops and stares at Baekhyun. “I too can top!” He is indignant.
“Yeah, the floor.”

Those lines, my dear, had me in real stitches. I laughed so hard it hurt. I am going to carry those lines with me forever. I will use them whenever it's appropriate or more likely inappropriate. It's true though, for as fierce as Tao looks, he could not top a sundae. He's kind of the opposite of Baekhyun, if you think about it. He looks the part, but is a complete bitch. Baekhyun looks like he's made of rainbows, but he's actually the most toppiest topper on the planet.

Also, this is officially one of my new OT3s. Who would have thought, but the 'May' boys are hot. Oh yes. I like. I like very much.

Thank you for writing this <3 I'm going to continue to stalk you from now on!

[zeraiya]

Also "suhoisin sauce spread all over a baekon taoco"

BRB JUST DYING

[saitheisonfire]

omg can you imagine what Tao would do if he actually lost his virginity to a girl (or a boy who knows)

I think he might cry from it or something /shot

Tao can top the first floor of a 10 story building and that's it

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM



guh stalk me all you want. my fellow priestess, write more Baekyeol plzzz

[zeraiya]

I lol every time I see Tao because he is like a fucking princess.

And when you just mentioned his first time being with a girl my mind just... blanked. Because... oh my god he would cry! He would run back to his geges and cry and they would have to give him a doll so he could show where he was touched. /shot

Also, funny you should say that xD I'm actually writing Baekyeol atm ._. I'm writing 3 things, actually because my mind doesn't understand the concept of JUST WAIT One of them is like smut related, and I will make sure to adhere to the way of Baekhyun Bottoms For No One teachings. I hope to start writing it by the end of this week. I would start earlier but I have so many essays due by Wednesday it's insane. Don't people understand that I have smut to write.

Great now that I have stalking permission I will always be here.... watching.... waiting ._.