SM Town
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around it, but all that I can really think of is jafhjfbeejjadas
THAT WAS THE GREATEST CONCERT EVER. CRYING, FLAILING, EVERYTHING.
I get up at 4 am and head on out from Dallas to Phoenix, and Phoenix to L.A. We drive to the hotel, which just so happened to be down the street from the Staples Center and my room was right above femmephantom and her friends. We went to Chinatown for a bit because check in wasn't around until 3. I didn't find anything because I was saving money to buy merchandise at the concert.
Pah.
We waited for several hours, got dressed, and headed on out. That place was packed on both sides. I finally met hsupergirl in the the flesh! hooray!!! and we got our tickets [section 334] and wait for the doors to open.
Once they did, chaos insued. 5 minutes in they're already bringing out the stretcher, I shit you not!
But I got in, and I would've have been able to sneak in the front row but the guards were trolling so I went up to my seat. Sure, it was high up, but I'm super farsighted and where I was positioned I could see the artists come on the stage.
So I sit there with Shannon and Monica and my grandma, and we wait.
Everything else is a religious experience.
If I cancel out the fact that I wasn't really close to the artists, my cameras kept dying, my Zune broke, that I didn't stalk them out in the city to get some autographs, and that I couldn't get any merchandise because ALL THE GODDAMN SONES AND CASSIOPEIAS TOOK IT ALL, then that concert was short on the greatest moment of my life.
It was the greatest moment of my life. It will always be the greatest moment of my life.
How amazing was it? Well, it was so amazing that my grandma, who isn't a fan, is now stanning Yunho, Taemin, Eunhyuk and Siwon. I upload the fancams to youtube and my mom watched them now she stans Kyuhyun and SHINee and Kangta.
That's how good it was.
FLAWLESS, and it was there was no lipsynching. My fancams were shaky but hey am I supposed to stay calm while the greatest moment of my life is partaking right below me? I think not. endure my shaky fancams.
It started out with J-Min, who is mainly an artist for the Japan market, but she was adorable. She had a wonderful singing voice. I will be stanning her soon. Then it was Sunday, who is adorable in her dress which I want, then it was Dana, and then out of nowhere f(x) comes up doing LaChaTa.
HOLY SHIT YES. Amber was not there, but I got to hear Krystal speak English (yeah I knew she's from America but I've never heard her speak English, so I was flabbergasted) LUNA IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST TALENTED MEMBER OF THE GROUP. I SAID IT. SHE RAPPED AMBER'S PART. then Krystal and Jessica do Tik Tok, which somewhere backstage, Key is shanking some bitches.
And Zhang Liyin came on, and she easily has the greatest voice in the world. Only 2 songs? GDI come on SM, she is wonderful. absolutely adorable.
Then Kim Min Jong (he's part of SM? hory sheet) did a song and I lolled.
And then f(x) came on, and performed Chu~♥ and the special guest: MINHO
Click to viewignore me screaming his name, you should know by now I stan that boy beyond volition.
and then, was it Kangta that came on? Yeah, Kangta. as Erica and I now call him: The Mr. Rogers of Kpop.
I SHALL NOW STAN KANGTA FROM NOW ON. MEN IN GLASSES ARE MY FETISH
there was one performance he did with Ara, and it just made me lol. It's a romantic scene setup, but it was so cheesy because Kangta kept finding microphones in different places, and he kept looking at the crowd as if asking, what do I do with this?
But Kangta+bench= Mr. Rogers. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
AND THEN ONEW RANDOMLY RUNS OUT WITH A FOOD CARRIER THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIZZA DELIVERY BAG BUT IT'S ACTUALLY CHICKEN AND HE DELIVERED A MICROPHONE TO ARA OH HOW I SCREAMED.
our section was pretty dead....
until Girls' Generation came on.
fuck my fancams because when they performed everyone got in my way
but Girl's Generation. everyone says that Yoona has no talent.
UM YES SHE DOES. HOLY SHE WAS ON FIRE. THEY ALL WERE. AND SOOOYOOOUUUUNNNGGGGG HYOYEON AND YURI OMG CAN WE BE LESBIANS?
this is the only fancam of them, but they performed Kissing You, Gee, Genie
and Zhou Mi/Luna duet. My favorite boy.
the most talented man in the world AND YES HE WORE HIS SEXY SPECS
then. SHINee came on.
me moaning Minho's name is relevant to this.
and then Replay!
I didn't get the Lucifer, Up & Down, and Quasimodo performances because MY RETARDED ASS CAMERAS WANTED TO DIE ON ME
but Taemin has piqued my grandma's interest. I told her you can go to jail because he's only 17.
she's still stanning him.
and then Taemin plays the piano oh I feel like a proud noona!
EVERYTHING ELSE IS A BLUR BECAUSE SUPER JUNIOR HAS STARTED AND I'VE NEVER SCREAMED SO HARD IN MY LIFE.
SIWON'S ABS. OH. MY. GOD. SIWON SPEAKING ENGLISH. HENRY!!! ZHOU MI MAKING ME WANT TO HUG HIM TIGHT MY. HEECHUL AND EUNHYUK AND SUNGMIN AND YESUNG AND SHINDIGGITY DONG AND RYEOWOOK!!! MY BOYSSSS
sad thing I didn't get a good look at Donghae until I moved. OH YES KYUHYUN
No Other
Bonamana
I didn't get Dancing Out because my grandma got the greatest idea in the world.
"Let's move closer."
SECOND ROW BITCHES. MY GRANDMA IS BOSS.
BECAUSE I GOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
I AM OFFICIALLY GOING TO STAN EUNHYUK. EUNHYUK AND I SHOULD GO "DANCING OUT ON THE EDGE"
I can't breathe. I'm frantically trying to find fresh batteries, but I couldn't record anymore of SNSD nor BoA.
THERE IS A REASON WHY BOA IS THE QUEEN OF KPOP. SPARKLY AND FIERCE, AND FAILY ENGRISH AND EXPLOSIVE DANCING AND MAKING ME STAN SO HARD SOOOOO HARDDDDDD
AND I WAS SO CLOSE TOOO.
and then there was a dance break. Taemin, Eunhyuk, Hyoyeon, Luna, Yuri, Yoona, Sooyoung, Donghae, Shindong, MINHO (everyone's like oh he can't dance BITCH HE DANCED BETTER THAN TAEMIN NO I'M NOT LYING) Taemin kept messing up but Idgaf because he's Lee fucking Taemin.
then the most emotional moment of my life: Yunho and Changmin came on. When the 3 dancers that represented Yoochun, Jaejoong, and Junsu came up, I just started crying. crying. Even when I think on it I get misty.
It was the best performance yet. Yunho, I now call you a man. I will no longer find wonder bras for you.
CHANGMIN PLEASE OH MY GOD HE JUST BEASTED OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.
THIS.
kajdklajfekjfjlklfh
Everything was amazing.
the end made me cry. Everyone came out, waving, introducing their bands, Zhou Mi in glasses, TaeminMinhoHenry and Eunhyuk creeping, sparkly BoA, Yuri, Super Junior being amazing, Zhou Mi's shirt being too short for him so when he waved his shirt rose and I saw tummy.
and Eunhyuk, Teukie and I made eye contact. Teukie winked. He wants to get laid.
Alas. everything must come to an end. I didn't go to the afterparty because I'm under 21 and you couldn't meet the stars anyway. So I went back to the hotel.
SM, though you basically enslave and mistreat your artists, and though I shouldn't be complimenting you, I want to say thank you.
There is a reason why my blood bleeds blue and red and purple and teal and pink, and there's a reason why you guys are basically the kingpin of the Kpop industry: you know what talent is when you see it. You work on it hard, and when there's a debut, it never fails.
SM, though this seems far-fetched, I want to train under your company to improve myself. That's how amazing everything was.
Thank you for coming to America, I will never forget this moment.
But, if you know me, sometimes I'll take the extra mile.
For instance: Next spring, I'm going to Korea. And China. :D