I swear, the next post I do (granted no important Han Geng pic spam comes in the way) I will post the next chapter of Sapphire Blue
so, for now, a meme.
1. What is your best friend’s grandma’s name?
Sandra. they both got married around the same year, and became widows the same year
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
under my big toe?
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Mr. Lohr. hands down
AND HIS WIFE
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
never made out period
5. What body part do you wash first?
i wash my hands all the time :D
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
no, it is said that it is actually worse for you. splashage
7. What’s the strangest talent you have?
um, languages, perfect pitch, drawing(?), memorizing shit. oh wait- strangest... I can speak the alphabet backwards in under 20 seconds.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie like everyone else
9. What’s your favorite flavored pringle?
original
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
no. this isn't 1930s Alabama
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
Uh.. When was that? two decades ago?!
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I don't drive
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Never been on a date.
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
Too many..
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
I don't check
16. In one word, describe your butt.
behind? me?
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
I want to so bad
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like?
Aunt Bee, hands down
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Uhm, they're Asian?
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
no
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
cow tipping we should do some time
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
HanRy
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
prolly
24. You’re in a public bathroom and there’s no toilet paper. What do you do?
Depends what I was doing there in the first place..
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent’s bedroom that was questionable?
questionable as in what is it or what it's doing in there? yeah. I knew what it was> I knew why it was in there. I don't know why she had it where Justin could find it.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
It's traumitizing to recall
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
This morning.. uh..
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex’s locker room?
locker room no
29. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done while driving?
I don't drive
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Ewwwwwwww…
31. How do you eat your cookies?
Put them in my mouth?!
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
BELT?! Wtf? Ok, when ground lifting, but it’s not a damn fashion accessory!
33. Name something you do when you’re alone that you wouldn’t do in front of anyone.
Take a dump?
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes? Guys: Do you shave your chest?
there's nothing there
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
I’m not sure, maybe.
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I don't drink
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal’s butt? What kind?
What’s wrong with you?!
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
Everyday.
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
What ever is needed when working with the product..
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Wedgie? Wtf it has to do with anything? What kind of question is this?
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
you're allowed to touch me without permission? that sounds so sexual. I am terrified of physical contact unless I've been around you for years or I contact you first
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Yep, it came out too!
43. What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar or a party?
Been there?
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
Nope, I do that stuff naturally..
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex’s name?
No, because I'm never going to have that problem
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date? Was it the smell or the sound that got you busted? Was it the last date?
Come on, what’s with the anus? What have YOU been eating?
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
Have YOU ever played peek-a-boo with your thingie?
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
no
49. Have you ever found your date’s/lover’s brother or sister more attractive?
no.
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
I never knew it was somewhere else..
1. YOU HAVE 10 BUCKS AND NEED TO BUY SNACKS AT A GAS STATION. WHAT DO YOU GET?
a soda, some Sun Chips, Vitamin Water, and have some change.
2. IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED AS SOME SORT OF SEA DWELLING CREATURE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
Dolphin Junsu! no wait, Hankyung Dragonite
3. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE REDHEAD?
Karen, are you still a redhead?
4. WHAT DO YOU ORDER WHEN YOU'RE AT AN IHOP?
antacids
5. LAST BOOK YOU READ?
Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain
7. DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR?
da eff?
8. DESCRIBE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE INJURED.
one time Mojo was suddenly aggravated and clawed my eye. idiot cat
10. ROCK CONCERT OR SYMPHONY?
both
11. IF SOMEONE WERE TO BUY YOU A GIFT, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE IT TO BE?
anything from SPAO, Semir, SPRIS, Yellow Rat Bastard, and YesAsia
12. SODA?
Coke, Ramune Soda (all except that curry or Wasabi flavor)
13.FAVORITE FLAVOR OF PUDDING?
ew pudding
14. WHAT TYPE OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Grand Canyon shirt
16. IF YOU COULD USE ONLY ONE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pokemon. preferably one that shoots Hydro Pump while Flying
17. WHAT IS YOUR DEADLY SIN?
Wrath
18. YOU'RE GOING TO PUNCH A MUCH-DESPISED ENEMY, WHERE DO YOU START?
everywhere
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Taxi by Tohoshinki. miss those days
20. MOST RECENT MOVIE YOU'VE WATCHED IN A THEATER?
Why Did I Get Married Too?
21. IF YOU COULD INVENT ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
AIDS-B-GONE
22. NAME AN ACTOR/ACTRESS YOU'VE HAD THE HOTS FOR?
a shitload of them are Asian. Daniel Henney, Byung Hun Lee, Choi Siwon, Kim Kibum, Rain, Taecyeon, Max Changmin, and hopefully if he gets more opportunites: Han Geng :D.
23. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CITY?
several:
Seoul, South Korea
Mudanjiang, Northeastern China
München, Germany
Busan, South Korea
Goa, India
Dallas, TX
24. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF CAKE?
Cheesecake!
25. WHAT'S THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND RIGHT NOW?
Mirotic
26. WHAT TYPE OF PET DO YOU HAVE?
a cat
28. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT?
I had da orange chicken from da Oceania. da so good.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU LIVED THE LONGEST?
Michigan, sadly
31. WHAT'S THE LAST THING YOU SAID OUT LOUD?
Obamas's a Nazi? (to a random heckler claiming that Obama was a Hitler incarnate, which is weird, because, Nazis are white)
32. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
dresser.
33. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON THAT SPENT $100 ON YOU?
my grandma.
34. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TENNIS PLAYER?
Um. Haven't watched tennis in many years.
35. WHAT'S THE LAST PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU BOUGHT?
Wobbuffet shirt still.
36. WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAV JOB?
flute tutor.
38. WHO MAKES YOU LAUGH THE Most?
Sarah, Kelenna, Alex, Ben, KALM, Cam, Daniel Tosh, Colin Mochrie, Kyuhyun, Heechul (Heeprah), Chelsea Handler
39. FUTURE NAMES FOR CHILDREN?
Talus for boy, Meran, Dibella, or Anse for a girl. granted if I ever want children
40. WHAT ARE YOU CRAVING?
mochi
41. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
We have an AP test that determines whether or not I get college credit for German, and what placement I have for German