Five Things Meme
Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.
Name five things no one, not even your best friend or mother know about you:
(are there five things LEFT that no one knows? *blinks*)
1. I masterbate in the bathtub once a month (and yes, only that time).
2. I would have rather have been born male then female, despite my great fondness for my breasts.
3. My first sexual experience with anyone but myself was when I was nine or ten.
4. I once considered a career in prostitution.
5. I live every day in dread that I will die alone in this house.