Well, this sums up Valentine's for me, pretty much. XD
I got awesome shit this year, it was like Sex Christmas
Dear Liz: Don't talk.
HAHA
ANYWAY, it's not precisely true, but it's close.
- Elsie gave the girls these cute little bouquets, which I proceeded to then wear in my hair for...at least three seconds.
- Mathilda, naturally, because she is a crazy ho, gave us all underwear. For a given value of 'wear
- Donna gave us gift certificates! I will use them to purchase things. That make me smell like lavender. Because that's what I want. :D
- Our New Friend Alex gave the girls and I gummy bears doing terrible, terrible things. And a condom to go with them.
- Izzy gave me a silly-ass Star Wars valentine, because she's the shit.
- The college student--hereafter referred to as Seth--and I gave each other cards. It was cute. I guess we're seeing each other now, so all the hordes can stop beating down my door. Haha. Just kidding. The hordes can't even find my door.
- An nonyflower! I got one last year, too. O_o STRANGE PEOPLE. REVEAL YOURSELVES.
- Nik gave us paper...that he made himself. :O I am afraid to use it, it's so pretty.
- Mike, because he is the gentlemanliest gentleman ever, made with the flowers and candy. I'm MADE OF SUGAR AND UH...FLOWERS. I am a delicate petal.*
Anyway, happy V-day everyone, and I hope you liked your roses. :3
*this is a lie