put the axle on and roll again

[saintwithascope]

Well, this sums up Valentine's for me, pretty much.  XD

I got awesome shit this year, it was like Sex Christmas
Dear Liz:  Don't talk.
HAHA

ANYWAY, it's not precisely true, but it's close. 

• Elsie gave the girls these cute little bouquets, which I proceeded to then wear in my hair for...at least three seconds. 

• Mathilda, naturally, because she is a crazy ho, gave us all underwear.  For a given value of 'wear

• Donna gave us gift certificates!  I will use them to purchase things.  That make me smell like lavender.  Because that's what I want. :D

• Our New Friend Alex gave the girls and I gummy bears doing terrible, terrible things.  And a condom to go with them. 
  

• Izzy gave me a silly-ass Star Wars valentine, because she's the shit. 
  

• The college student--hereafter referred to as Seth--and I gave each other cards.  It was cute.   I guess we're seeing each other now, so all the hordes can stop beating down my door.  Haha.  Just kidding.  The hordes can't even find my door. 
  

• An nonyflower!  I got one last year, too. O_o  STRANGE PEOPLE.  REVEAL YOURSELVES.

• Nik gave us paper...that he made himself.  :O  I am afraid to use it, it's so pretty.

• Mike, because he is the gentlemanliest gentleman ever, made with the flowers and candy.  I'm MADE OF SUGAR AND UH...FLOWERS.  I am a delicate petal.*

Anyway, happy V-day everyone, and I hope you liked your roses. :3

*this is a lie