What would you do if I died: use my incredable voodoo skillz to bring you back as my zombie slave I said I liked you: suggest a shag I kissed you: kiss back...and see above I lived next door to you: pity you and probly visit more I started smoking (or started smoking heavily): smoke with you I stole something: aprove as long as it wasnt stolen from me I was hospitalized: visit you and break you out if you wanted I ran away from home: find out where you were going and see if i wanted to go or not I got into a fight and you weren't there: congradulate you on winning
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Personality: pretty fucking cool until you get bitchy or political Eyes: nice. i'd keep them in a jar. shur Face: pretty when you arent screwing it up with being a bitch Hair: i liked the pink better Clothes: i like a girl in combat boots. the rest is kinda hippie sometimes but it works. Mannerisms: you do this weird thing with your face when your talking sometimes and it gets all wrinkled up which is kinda funny. and you wave your cigaret around to much. your gonna burn sombody. lol
1 Who are you? your new god 2 Are we friends? shur 3 When and how did we meet? um..at school. i made a joke about your hair i think and you said somthing bitchy but funny and later i borowed a cig or somthing. 4 How have I affected you? you've goten me much closer to lung cancer. thanks. and your one of my best friends and that kinda makes school not so shitty. 5 What do you think of me? i think your the best girl ive met. your smart and funny...hell your practicly a guy. lol 6 What's the fondest memory you have of me? probly a couple weeks ago in the parking lot when we were talking about stuff. 7 How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? we'll be friends at least until we graduate but i'll be your arch nemesis forever. 8 Do you love me? i dont know. like a sister probly 9 Have I ever hurt you? no. you hit like a girl. 10 Would you hug me? i guess. yeah 11 Would you kiss me? yes. i have and i'd do it again. 12 Would you fuck me? depends on the cercumstanses. 13 Are we close? like how? i guess so. 14 Emotionally, what stands out? i dont know what that means. 15 Do you wish I was cooler? yes. i wish you were hip and trendy and could get me into all the cool clubs. what's wrong with you Liz? damn it! 16 On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? can i use negative numbers? 17 Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. muppet. becos your hair's always a new color of hensen fur and you dress like Janise from the electric mayhem. 18 Am I loveable? like a cute puppy that fetches your slipers and then bites you in the nuts. yes. 19 How long have you known me? long enuff 20 Describe me in one word. hmm. caustic. (i read that on a warning label) 21 What was your first impression? i thought you were an angry femenist hippie bitch. 22 Do you still think that way about me now? turns out you're also funny. 23 What do you think my weakness is? me. just like most women. 24 Do you think I'll get married? probly. youll marry Henry and have dozens of screaming sprog to take care of. 25 What about me makes you happy? you make me laugh. and you get me as fucking stupid as that sounds. 26 What about me makes you sad? i dont know. sometimes that you're with Henry 27 What reminds you of me? cigaret smoke. video cameras. the news. 28 What's something you would change about me? your hair shuld be red next. or purple 29 How well do you know me? pretty well i think. 30 Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yeah. told you some of it tho 31 Do you think I would kill someone? i dont think youd just go batshit and kill somone. but i think you could kill somone if you had to. 32 Are you going to put this on your journal? why the hell not. i'm bored anyway.
use my incredable voodoo skillz to bring you back as my zombie slave...Wow, that's...really gross! thumbs up!
pretty fucking cool until you get bitchy or political...so I'm cool...when I'm sleeping, or what?
you do this weird thing with your face when your talking sometimes and it gets all wrinkled up which is kinda funny. and you wave your cigaret around to much. your gonna burn sombody. lol...I do? Fuck.
9. Awesome. Let me hit you with a baseball bat and see how that goes.
17. That's actually fucking awesome.
20. AHahahha that's what I used for you. Rock.
24. Shit, no. Well, I don't know, I might marry Henry. BUt no fucking sprog.
I died: use my incredable voodoo skillz to bring you back as my zombie slave
I said I liked you: suggest a shag
I kissed you: kiss back...and see above
I lived next door to you: pity you and probly visit more
I started smoking (or started smoking heavily): smoke with you
I stole something: aprove as long as it wasnt stolen from me
I was hospitalized: visit you and break you out if you wanted
I ran away from home: find out where you were going and see if i wanted to go or not
I got into a fight and you weren't there: congradulate you on winning
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality: pretty fucking cool until you get bitchy or political
Eyes: nice. i'd keep them in a jar. shur
Face: pretty when you arent screwing it up with being a bitch
Hair: i liked the pink better
Clothes: i like a girl in combat boots. the rest is kinda hippie sometimes but it works.
Mannerisms: you do this weird thing with your face when your talking sometimes and it gets all wrinkled up which is kinda funny. and you wave your cigaret around to much. your gonna burn sombody. lol
1 Who are you? your new god
2 Are we friends? shur
3 When and how did we meet? um..at school. i made a joke about your hair i think and you said somthing bitchy but funny and later i borowed a cig or somthing.
4 How have I affected you? you've goten me much closer to lung cancer. thanks. and your one of my best friends and that kinda makes school not so shitty.
5 What do you think of me? i think your the best girl ive met. your smart and funny...hell your practicly a guy. lol
6 What's the fondest memory you have of me? probly a couple weeks ago in the parking lot when we were talking about stuff.
7 How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? we'll be friends at least until we graduate but i'll be your arch nemesis forever.
8 Do you love me? i dont know. like a sister probly
9 Have I ever hurt you? no. you hit like a girl.
10 Would you hug me? i guess. yeah
11 Would you kiss me? yes. i have and i'd do it again.
12 Would you fuck me? depends on the cercumstanses.
13 Are we close? like how? i guess so.
14 Emotionally, what stands out? i dont know what that means.
15 Do you wish I was cooler? yes. i wish you were hip and trendy and could get me into all the cool clubs. what's wrong with you Liz? damn it!
16 On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? can i use negative numbers?
17 Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. muppet. becos your hair's always a new color of hensen fur and you dress like Janise from the electric mayhem.
18 Am I loveable? like a cute puppy that fetches your slipers and then bites you in the nuts. yes.
19 How long have you known me? long enuff
20 Describe me in one word. hmm. caustic. (i read that on a warning label)
21 What was your first impression? i thought you were an angry femenist hippie bitch.
22 Do you still think that way about me now? turns out you're also funny.
23 What do you think my weakness is? me. just like most women.
24 Do you think I'll get married? probly. youll marry Henry and have dozens of screaming sprog to take care of.
25 What about me makes you happy? you make me laugh. and you get me as fucking stupid as that sounds.
26 What about me makes you sad? i dont know. sometimes that you're with Henry
27 What reminds you of me? cigaret smoke. video cameras. the news.
28 What's something you would change about me? your hair shuld be red next. or purple
29 How well do you know me? pretty well i think.
30 Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yeah. told you some of it tho
31 Do you think I would kill someone? i dont think youd just go batshit and kill somone. but i think you could kill somone if you had to.
32 Are you going to put this on your journal? why the hell not. i'm bored anyway.
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pretty fucking cool until you get bitchy or political...so I'm cool...when I'm sleeping, or what?
you do this weird thing with your face when your talking sometimes and it gets all wrinkled up which is kinda funny. and you wave your cigaret around to much. your gonna burn sombody. lol...I do? Fuck.
9. Awesome. Let me hit you with a baseball bat and see how that goes.
17. That's actually fucking awesome.
20. AHahahha that's what I used for you. Rock.
24. Shit, no. Well, I don't know, I might marry Henry. BUt no fucking sprog.
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you are cool in your sleep and in my presence and when your drunk.
9. it goes poorly. dont try it.
17. its also brit slang for "idiot" but so are most other words.
20. we are a destructive force.
24. good. i wouldnt talk to you anymore. i...really dont get along with kids.
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9. Well, shit.
17. And if you were an actual Brit, perhaps that would matter.
20. No shit. I like how Stu used 'abrasive' too.
24. Neither do I!!!
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17. your such a bitch
20. that's a good word too.
24. good then. we shall avoid all children together.
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