I know Pouncer requested five times Lorne couldn't believe his life in Atlantis, but for some reason my head wouldn't wrap around that one. So this is what happened instead. Somehow I know (and hope!) that she doesn't feel the need to come after me with the pokey stick.

( 5 Reasons Why Lorne Loves Living in Atlantis )

Title: The Island of Misfit Toys
Rating: E
Summary: Inspired by, well, me and more recently, sdraevn with One Piece At A Time. Written on the fly and totally for the fun, snarky everyman, Lorne-love.

( Lorne wonders if there was some unusual requirement to be part of the original Atlantis expedition, say for instance, being the subject of abnormal pysch ( Read more... )