Jun 11, 2005 23:45
I was thinking about not doing this, but it calls.
For those of you who have not seen the new television show "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic", you may want to read this for a in depth review of this masterpiece.
First thing to catch your eye would be the marvelous intro to the show constructed of random almost ill thought out designs and shapes. In addition to the seizure you may receive during the intro, you also are allowed to hear the terrible made for series song Britney created with the only word audible being "chaotic".
After you make it pas the introduction segment, you are introduced to Britney spears either displaying her slut factor live at various arena locations throughout the world or a scene where she is getting some sort of make up applied while she talks about fucking federline. In fact, that's all the show really showed me. Britney Spears likes having sex with her boyfriend/whatever and sometimes it happens multiple times in the morning hours.
This show is quite possibly the most terrible thing on tv currently. Equipped with its half ass camera work that is supposed come off as "intimate". Numerous contradictions are visible even to the non fan of this bozo diva.
I was shocked that this show wasn't at least amusing because the bitch is so loaded I would have figured she could have hired a better crew.
fuck her and the damn empire she drags on american teenage girls.