"You're a wee bit heavy for an 18 year old are ye not?"
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says:
Mechanical repetition of a fixed pattern. Aye.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch
Brices face.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
House.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
22.33
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
22.33
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Brice goin "GNANG GNANG"
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walkin home from the gym, utterly fucked.
8. Before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at?
Bottle of jack.
9. What are you wearing?
Eagles tshirt, Harley buckle, jeans and a garter.
10. Did you dream last night?
Aye, a nightmare about Lewis dancin.
11. When did you last laugh?
Brices imipression of Lewis dancin.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint. Windows. Lights. Sex piss.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Lewis dancin.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's great. I love it. Fuckin pish.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Fuck knows. The one where your mother had thousand island dressing smeared on her by 9 midgets.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Mustang 66 and 05. Jaguar XK8. Custom Harley. Some big bastard offroad mofo. Milk. A slave.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You dont know me.. so.. fuck ye.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd end the lives of certain people.
19. Do you like to dance?
Almost as much as lewis. *Waves hands in the air and claps* AHAHAHAHAHAHa.
20. George W. Bush:
Likes the boab. And wee kids (that was brices input.)
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ehm.. John? Nah.. Brice..Eh.. Rebecca
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alexander? No bad tattoo though.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I fully Intend on it. States baby yeah.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Good evening Mr. Dave.. We;ve.. Been expecting you.." - Bond stylee.
Mechanical repetition of a fixed pattern. Aye.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch
Brices face.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
House.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
22.33
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
22.33
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Brice goin "GNANG GNANG"
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walkin home from the gym, utterly fucked.
8. Before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at?
Bottle of jack.
9. What are you wearing?
Eagles tshirt, Harley buckle, jeans and a garter.
10. Did you dream last night?
Aye, a nightmare about Lewis dancin.
11. When did you last laugh?
Brices imipression of Lewis dancin.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint. Windows. Lights. Sex piss.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Lewis dancin.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's great. I love it. Fuckin pish.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Fuck knows. The one where your mother had thousand island dressing smeared on her by 9 midgets.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Mustang 66 and 05. Jaguar XK8. Custom Harley. Some big bastard offroad mofo. Milk. A slave.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
You dont know me.. so.. fuck ye.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd end the lives of certain people.
19. Do you like to dance?
Almost as much as lewis. *Waves hands in the air and claps* AHAHAHAHAHAHa.
20. George W. Bush:
Likes the boab. And wee kids (that was brices input.)
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Ehm.. John? Nah.. Brice..Eh.. Rebecca
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Alexander? No bad tattoo though.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I fully Intend on it. States baby yeah.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Good evening Mr. Dave.. We;ve.. Been expecting you.." - Bond stylee.