• If your foot gets stepped on by a horse whose withers is at the same level as your eyes, it actually hurts less than you expect it to. Getting stepped on by a small, but really bulky pony hurts more, actually.
• Getting your finger caught in a mouse trap hurts exactly as much as you expect it to.
• If you get stung by a bee, stick your foot in fresh cold ( Read more... )

Sober, nobody wants you, shitfaced, they're all undressing.

Oxygen.
Who needs oxygen anyway.
Oxygen is for the weak.

Here's a lesson for you: If someone in your family already has the stomach flu, then that strange feeling in your stomach is never just something you ate earlier.

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Every heart is a revolutionary cell.

Happiness is a warm gun.

Porn! ♥
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Painkillers - they are your good friends.

Life is crooked.

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