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I just tore a hole into my jeans, climbing over a fence while drunk off my ass.
Also the fence was surrounded by waist-high wet grass, so not only do my pants have a hole in them, they're also soaked wet and dirty.
Not one of my most brilliant moments, I do have to admit.
Also, there was a scary dog. And I think that the wire of the fence scratched my leg pretty badly, but I can't tell because I can't see behind my back and also I don't feel it yet because of the alcohol.
Also the fence was surrounded by waist-high wet grass, so not only do my pants have a hole in them, they're also soaked wet and dirty.
Not one of my most brilliant moments, I do have to admit.
Also, there was a scary dog. And I think that the wire of the fence scratched my leg pretty badly, but I can't tell because I can't see behind my back and also I don't feel it yet because of the alcohol.