http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/gallery/celebs/db_ed_izz_300k_12 is it me, or does this picture get more disturbing the longer you look at it? the longer you look, the more questions arise.
why is david bowie wearing what looks to be an ensemble purchased straight from the racks in the boys' section of Sears?
why is eddie izzard in a maternity-sized black shirt?
why do two englishmen look so damn middle america?
what is making bowie grimace so?
where is eddie's other hand?
what sort of place has white curtains like that?
why would two gender-bending icons in be in a place with curtains like that?
what is emitting that strange yelloworange light behind bowie's head?
is eddie wearing red nail polish? is he trying to hide it?
what is the cryptic message on bowie's shirt?
answers? none may satisfy.