some memorable quotes from chiangmai (not completely ad verbatim).
"eh why i cannot open my luggage ah?"
- val, fiddling her keys into the lock. yinhong comes over to help, brenda come over and help, xiaoting try to borrow safety pin to pick the lock, brenda suggest cutting the bag, val attempts to pull out the pink plastic bag from the small gap, in a very very long ordeal...
"val, what are you doing to my bag!"
-jacinth, 15 min later, walking past to go toilet.
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"wur wur wur!"
- dody every morning.
"i will have to put you on the no barking chair."
- cherry's mum.
"my ah ma sometimes wake up at night to watch soccer.. she supports manchester united."
"eh cherry's cousin very cute lei."
"his name is golf cuz his father likes golf. my father likes durian."
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at the wat
hong: "where were you?"
val: "taking photo at the bell. we got stuck inside."
going mountain
"wah, you all look like going sentosa. sekali there very cold"
- cherry, seeing all of us wearing singlet.
"i told ****** i going trekking. he stunned. tell me not to fall off the cliff."
"wear the sunglasses! it'll help you see in the waterfall!"
- jacinth discovery helps us to walk through the waterfall.
"hahahaha you should have videotaped!"
- rachelpang after she slips down a rock on her butt.
"why are the 2 of them leading the way?"
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"YO !"
- title of driver's rock cd
"this trip, i feel like we eat then sit car and sleep, grow fatter everyday."
"AH! the monkey eat my ticket!!"
"i'm going to be deaf soon."
- kaixin, realising she'll sit beside jacinth and cherry in the elephant ride.
val: (glancing back) "hm... i wonder where their elephant is... (hearing screams from afar) oh, they're coming..."
"cherry! next time at ur wedding u and daniel can enter on elephants."
"my elephant's name is natalie."
"the elephants so clever.. why are we so stupid?"
"elephant = toyota"
val & hong's elephant man
yinhong sits at the driver seat and swings the reins: "go go go! AH!"
the buffalos charge down the slope.
"AH!"
- jacinth's straw hat flies into the river.
"i dunno how to change direction!"
- jacinth steers the raft into the river bank. the boat man has to go into the river to push the raft out.
"AH!"
- val drops her paddle into the river.
"AH!"
- something cracks in c, k & j's raft and it almost breaks. boat man almost falls into the river.
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at massage place
"was the person standing on your backside?"
at mani & pedi place
"we are like some animal show hahaha."
people at a nearby shop looking out of their window to stare at this group of girls screaming in the rain.
"when never rain you complain very hot, now rain you all say very cold"
"wah, she cut my fingernails until her nail cutter break."
"you have very strong nails."
pang: "very pretty hor. cherry, she very pretty."
cherry: "ya. and she can understand english."
"kaixin! i very itchy, help me scratch."
"kaixin! help me take out wallet from my bag."
"kaixin! help me button my shorts."
"you buy cuz you very hungry issit?"
- cherry, after yinhong bought banana body butter.
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val : "cherry, the toilet cannot flush..."
cherry: "ya, its stuck with alot of tissue paper inside... you all shit very big issit?"
we are washing feet in the bathtub.
kaixin: wash my feet for me.
hong: wah... i'm not Jesus.
"AH!"
- screamed somebody when cherry's maid opened the toilet door without knowing there was someone inside.
"where is my underwear?"
"look up and you will see."
"i can see your underwear. i dunno wad kind you're wearing."
"the disposable kind."
"orh. can tell."
"i never comb my hair since sec 3."
"wah all of us have pink cameras!"
"memory card full"
- said almost every kind stranger who helped us to take picture using val's camera.
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"cheryl tan kaixin, good job"
- kaixin, after realizing the Amelie dvd she bought is in french/thai, with thai subtitles.
"i'm in a bad mood now need to eat chips."
"i think i'm more full from drinking water than from eating."
- kaixin, trying to extinguish the spicy food.
"i am trying to find my identity."
"wah pang u eat papaya salad everyday"
"the waiter very cute, as cute as *****."
when asked to help us take photo, the waiter points the camera at himself. dotz.
"i eat spicy food until my ulcer very pain i cannot talk."
"i'm not going to eat eating thai food for one week."
declared pang, as we stepped out into Singapore.
val: "later i can fetch you to tampines."
hong: "but tampines is further away from my house than airport."
val: "nvm, i fetch you to tampines."
chiangmai, 2010
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