Will nobody bring me a Diet Dr. Pepper?

Dec 08, 2004 11:52

I'm trying to fight the overwhelming urge to shrink all my clothes by washing them in hot water... this, and becoming a reasonably priced hooker for a weekend.

I'm going to have my first college degree in a couple of weeks. I'm glad to see that it's literally going to make no difference in my salary. I knew it was a toss-up and that it would only be expected out of good fortune from a friendly company versus slagged off by a clone of that cheap-ass Mel Sharples.

I need a Diet Dr. Pepper now!
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