I will learn "Linda Linda" and freak out everyone at the food court when I go from the strumming intro to the hard rocking chorus and start screaming in Japanese. Bonus points if the Japanese coalition members are actually there, but I don't think they go to the food court. I rarely see them in the dining facility as it is.
As for the picture, this is the one I want shown on CNN about me if I get blown up over here.