It's a new record?!?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole jenni_the_odd's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bobtwork_41 (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I pulled ledgem's hair (-5 points). In August I bought porn for akatora (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5685 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
SaintEvermore
Hey, the buying porn thing should be a plus...
I bet I win Christmas