This is
Big Poppa E, a slam poet. He's cool. I wish I could describe him better than that, but I just downloaded about an hour's worth of his performances and I think he used up all the words. All of them. I dare not even try.
I actually met him last Wednesday at the poetry thing. I had had a few beers, so I went up to him and said "Hi, I saw you perform something about a Canadian phone support girl at Open Screen night a while back" (But it was actually called "
Oh! Canadian FedEx Lady!" and it's good) and he said "Thanks, I'm Erik". That's about it. I took advantage of my drunken boldness to say "hi" to two other poets,
Mike, who had performed "
Short Girl Army" at my creativity class that afternoon, and
Krissi, who also performed in class. Her poem started out "I saw an old man eating alone at a Taco Bell the other night" and went on to say some very poignant things about love. It really spoke, and I told her as much. She went on to win that evening's poetry slam with that very same poem. It kinda made me smile to think that I know good poetry when I hear it.
To Mike I revealed that after class I went and did a google search for "jagged invective" (because it was really catchy - if I had been a savvy slam-goer, I probably would've shouted "REWIND!" but I digress) and found his blog. He seemed appreciative of the sentiment, and not at all offended by my actions' stalker qualities. Thankfully, he also didn't seem to mind that I had struck up this conversation in the bathroom where we were both waiting for the sole urinal.
I'm such a monkey. When I see it, I'm overcome with an urge to do it. Of course that's hard when they're so good and I get easily intimidated, as in the above case with Mister Poppa E, comma, Big. Maybe, if I'm worthy, it'll come with time. In the meantime, It's 3am and I must be lonely.