[Inception fic] Killing Kittens for the Greater Good [6/6]

[saintdogstreet]

Part six, fin.

Title: Killing Kittens for the Greater Good
Fandom: Inception
Author: saintdogstreet
Pairings/Warnings:  Arthur/Eames. Language, violence, and sexual situations.
Summary: Arthur is the receptionist at sperm bank, Eames is a regular donor with a crush.
A/N: Apologies, I haven't written very much porn before. I'm working on it, though.

Comments

[fermine]

What I don't understand is why there aren't more comments? Oh god, YOUR EAMES is the most entertaining, in-character, and dare I say, English Eames I have ever read (I've read various permutations but this is the best, hands down. Intelligent, acerbic, quick-witted, and I can hear his voice in my head)

There are so many things I love about this fic. I love the dialogue and the banter and the plot budding under the surface ( and Robert and those goons and Saito arriving in the nick of time, all sexy and HBIC ) and how you managed to retain Arthur's Arthurness without compromising the fact that he is a receptionist in a sperm bank. I love the pace, the humor, the little details about Arthur's apartment and Marcella. The image of the Arthur and Eames zipping into the night in a sexy motorcycle will forever stick with me. Someone should draw fanart.

A+++++++

[saintdogstreet]

Wow. Thank you. You've completely reduced me to a pile of mush. That's just. . . so nice. I'm all blush-y and flailing over here. Mush.

Thanks so much.

Also, I had to look up in the Urban Dictionary what "HBIC" means. You kids and your crazy lingo.

[fermine]

I was texting my friend while I was reading this because everyone was offline and I had no one to squee with. Haha, so lame. But that was the effect this fic had on me. This fic needs more love/comments/etc. Have you posted this to communities? It feels like such a travesty that so few people have read this.

This is one of the A/E classics, I feel.

[saintdogstreet]

<3

I haven't cross-posted it anywhere because I didn't want to seem like I was whoring for comments, like some sort of comment-whore. Which is exactly what I would be doing. Because I am.

(. . . Even though I've never thought anyone who's ever posted anything to a community was a comment-whore. Not at all. So, I don't know where that thinking came from. Apparently I'm just a bucket-load of crazy.)

. . .

Anyways, what I was trying to say was -- sure. Why not. I should go do that.

Thanks again. :)

[fermine]

I submitted this on fuckyeahinceptionships because more people need to read it. ;__;

I just want to share it with the world dlkfsjklfj. Haha and trust me you won't come off as a comment whore or anything even remotely like it. In fact, you'd be doing plenty of people a favor. :>

But I don't want to seem pushy, lol. So I guess I'm just going to have to rec this like a crazy person, nonstop. If you do decide to crosspost, you can always say I bullied you into it, bb. :>>

[saintdogstreet]

Oh, sweet. Thank you. You're awesome.

All right, all right. I shall get to posting.

You're not being pushy, I appreciate the encouragement. And don't worry, I'll let you take all the blame. :P

[fermine]

No, you're awesome.

:> I'm glad I have ~swayed~ you.