Episode Synopsis of Sanctuary Chapter
Inspired by Torque...by the way, that would be you, right, lopt ?
Warning: stupidity...just loads of stupidity
Chapter 1: Come alive (again)! The Story of Heros!
Unknown Narrator: Once upon a time....blah blah blah
Seiya: *cuts off people's ears, imitates Tyson* Ta-da! I get my clothes!
Good Saga: *thinks* I suppose I'd rather have Seiya than that ugly twat of Cassios...is the Pegasus Cloth cursed? *says* Don't use it, Seiya! It's yours, but hey, ignore that! You just can't use it!
Seiya: OK!
Saori: Oh Grandpa, I'm so glad you're dead so I get to host the Galaxian Wars!
Tasumi: *thinks* I'll pretend I didn't see that...
Seiya: *barges in* Me want my sister~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Saori: *sweatdrop*
Jabu: *suck up suck up suck up*
Saori: Seiya, you must go into the Galaxian Wars (so I can get more money from extending the competition!)
Seiya: No way! You can't make me!
Saori: Seiya, you must go into the Galaxian Wars (so I can get more monet from extending the competition!)
Seiya: OK!
Episode Two: Burn baby burn! Pegasus Meteior Fist!
Bear Guy: *choke choke choke*
Seiya: *gag gag gag*
Marin: *floats in mid-air*
Seiya: Burn my cosmo!
Bear Guy: ```````````````
Episode Three: Duckling! Ice Warrior!
Hyoga: Bye Mummy, off I trot! Snif snif
Natasha: *thank God*
Hydra Dude: hia hia hia...let me poison you!
Hyoga: * stand, not even ducking when attacked*
Hydra Dude: you die now! Hia hia hia
Hyoga: *gives lengthy lecture on the physical properties of his clothes*
Hydra: hia hia hia
Hyoga: Diamond Dust!
Hyodra: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Episode Four: Dragon! Example of Blatant Contradiction!
Shiryu: Let's exchange reasons why we're even here!
Seiya: Good idea! But I'm not going to tell you!
Shiryu: OK, I'll just have to kill you then!
Shunrei: Shiryu~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shiryu: Oh my love, pray tell me, what has fallen upon thou?
Seiya: *due to excessive laughter, unable to get up from floor*
Shunrei: teacher wants me to come and tell you that he is dying when he isn't really dying byt he wants you to believe that he is dying anyway so I'm telling you that he is dying!
Shiryu: *shocked* What? Roshi dying? *flashback*
Audience: what the hell is going on?
Episode Five: Revival (yet at again!) Cosmo of Friendship!
Shiryu: *striptease*
Seiya: wow *starry eyed, and their friendship blossoms wordlessly.....distant music....* Let me try, let me try!
Shiryu: *dragon appear on back, followed by lengthy lecture on its cause and its artistic symbolism*
Seiya: Pegasus Metior Fist!
Shiryu: *dies*
Shun: Oh no! Snif!
Doctors: We're useless pieces of crap!
Shunrei: Oh no, look what I've done. I've killed off my Romeo! Romeo, Romeo! With a kiss, I die...
Seiya: Not so fast! *hits Shiryu*
Shiryu: *comes back to life*
Audience: We don't know what's going on, but yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!