I am brilliant
I've come up with a few ideas for movies.
In the first, the main character will be a badass street racer who must battle corrupt, uhh, somebody, while avoiding the cops and dealing with all the other stuff badass street racers deal with. Oh, and he's a vampire. It's called "The Fast and the Dracula."
The second is a sequel, entitled "2 Fast 2 Dracula."
Finally, the third movie will be about a vampire who got AIDS from biting some guy and gets fired from his job as a vampire. It will use the script of Philadelphia word for word, but will be called "Fagula" or "Gayula" or "AIDSadelphia." I haven't decided.
In the first, the main character will be a badass street racer who must battle corrupt, uhh, somebody, while avoiding the cops and dealing with all the other stuff badass street racers deal with. Oh, and he's a vampire. It's called "The Fast and the Dracula."
The second is a sequel, entitled "2 Fast 2 Dracula."
Finally, the third movie will be about a vampire who got AIDS from biting some guy and gets fired from his job as a vampire. It will use the script of Philadelphia word for word, but will be called "Fagula" or "Gayula" or "AIDSadelphia." I haven't decided.