Motherfucking zombies..
Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul
Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to
that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100
percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.
After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart
of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the
person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what
is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released
into blood during “resurrection.”
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan
to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life
for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan
saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon
and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to
comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to
confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.