Chevy Chase
There are two choices
The two white girls - the two pretty, young girls
Somehow they took to the tall, thin, handsome guy
The most initial obvious attraction that warthogs go through
That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking
I was watching the tongue-tied-ness of those women
And as a typical father
who cares about male dominance,
I never wanted to really know the daughter that well
Sometimes I'd forget her name
Aren’t these women reasonably intelligent?
I'm not really gonna buck you all up a lot and say that this is the one
It is what it is
It's got its own secrets that reside in the creator
You're gonna live to be about 57, if you're lucky
Every week in the same clothes
Relegated to hell and watching "Howdy Doody" for the rest of your life
I don't find it particularly enlightening
How much more do you have to write about Jonah and the whale?
And that poor guy?
They're probably more like people that we can all understand
There's your God
He's a bigot
That's what keeps the world spinning
It's your house,
You can invite whatever friend you want
You think that's the right way to behave?
I’m thinking to myself,
It’s not that difficult to speak like a human being
Without a writer
The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it;
when you look, how you look
All those little things are physical
You might think he'd have known better than to hit kids
I broke bones in both hands
Wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else
I have no idea what's going to happen to him,
But if he were to die,
I could think of many funny ways
The two white girls - the two pretty, young girls
Somehow they took to the tall, thin, handsome guy
The most initial obvious attraction that warthogs go through
That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking
I was watching the tongue-tied-ness of those women
And as a typical father
who cares about male dominance,
I never wanted to really know the daughter that well
Sometimes I'd forget her name
Aren’t these women reasonably intelligent?
I'm not really gonna buck you all up a lot and say that this is the one
It is what it is
It's got its own secrets that reside in the creator
You're gonna live to be about 57, if you're lucky
Every week in the same clothes
Relegated to hell and watching "Howdy Doody" for the rest of your life
I don't find it particularly enlightening
How much more do you have to write about Jonah and the whale?
And that poor guy?
They're probably more like people that we can all understand
There's your God
He's a bigot
That's what keeps the world spinning
It's your house,
You can invite whatever friend you want
You think that's the right way to behave?
I’m thinking to myself,
It’s not that difficult to speak like a human being
Without a writer
The raising of an eyebrow, how you do it;
when you look, how you look
All those little things are physical
You might think he'd have known better than to hit kids
I broke bones in both hands
Wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else
I have no idea what's going to happen to him,
But if he were to die,
I could think of many funny ways