Found out about yoooooooooooooou...
This post was started Tuesday (8/10)... 6pmish
I rediscovered the Gin Blossoms last night.
<3
Good GRACIOUS! I haven't thought about this live journal shizzle in a while... And then last night, Chris mentioned his, and I thought to myself, "Self, how's about a nice update sometime tomorrow?"
Alas, here it is, foo.
In recent news, Jonathyn and I rocked Tallahassee like a hurricane.
In related news, a real hurricane (or is it a tropical storm? Who knows--certainly not me) is slated to rock Tallahassee this weekend, or something.
We's all gonna die.
So yeah, Jonathyn and I dominated that place for a few days... We... looked for jobs... and I remembered why I hate being a girl. The menstruating stuff doesn't bother me at all compared to PANTY HOSE. I swear, women should be able to wear men's slacks and look feminine. PSH.
After that day of hell in heals, I ended up in jeans and Jonathyn's shirt, and I don't plan on ever giving it back to him.
Ever.
EVER.
Gawd, I'm just babbling...
Anyhoo, Jonathyn and I partied with Michelle and Erik... Twas very fun. She's insane, Erik's insane... Together, it was uncharted insanity. I've really enjoyed the past month of meetings I've had with Michelle, because they've been SO not awkward, and that's such a change from what she and I used to go through all the time... As much as I loved her, I hated hanging out with her because it was always so awkward... and we spent those meetings in silence... with the occasional uncomfortable laughter. However, these past few times, I've had a crazy amount of fun, and I'm really looking forward to partying with this ho all year. She did decide to go have sex with Erik instead of going to the Warehouse with Jonathyn and me, that slut... But she made up for it by buying us a... GROWIN' DICK? What? Hmmm... Well, it grows pubes, we think... So Jonathyn and I are going to plant it in a garden or something... but it will be just that in the garden... nothing else... just the GROWIN' DICK.
Insane.
We also saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... Kellie and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY... and I met April, FINALLY! April has been Amy's best friend for so so long, and I'd never met the chick! But now, I have, and it was exciting.
We ate pizza.
Uhh...
Hmmm...
Since I've been home, I've packed...
Uh...
Packed some more...
I've hung out with Josh and April a bit, which makes me SO very happy.
Ooooooooooookay, I've got to go have dinner with Jonathyn and Daniel right now... So I'll come back and finish this mutha LATA, playa!
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Okay, so 33 hours later...
I guess it's a good thing I saved this before I left for dinner, no?
Yes, you whore, it IS! The power went out.
Psh, don't doubt me. [slaps]
I'm sorry, baby! I didn't mean it... I didn't mean to hit you... but you're pretty when you cry...
Okay, creepiness aside!
Jonathyn and I partied with Michelle and Erik (They like to talk about poop for some reason) and returned to this awful place on Friday night...
On our way back, we stopped at Chris' restaurant and chowed down on some tasty Thai food... Talked to Chris for a while...
Did you know that was the very first time I actually spoke to him? I think I waved to him in the hall way at school once... but that was the extent of our physical contact all throughout high school, even though I saw him basically every day.
Got home 1130ish, I think... I wasn't feeling so hot, so I'm not too sure... Talked to Samuel... Actually agreed to meet him somewhere that night to hang out for a while, but I ended up telling him I couldn't make it because I got a bit sick. I ended up with a 102 fever and thought partying with Samuel wouldn't be a good thing.
Besides, reflecting on it the next day, going out with Samuel would have been a bad bad thing... Because he would try to get in my pants, probably. Like, we're still friends and all that wonderful stuff, but I can't imagine hanging out with him without any relationship fodder drifting back into my head... I don't know... Does that make any sense at all to you? He and I talk all the time, but hanging out would be very different...
Bah, I hope I'm making sense.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat else...
Since I've been home, all I've done is pack shizzle... Although the other night (Saturday?) when my fever was gone I went out with Jonathyn, Bjorn, Josh, April, Sarah, and Eddie to bowl... but we ended up just going back to Josh's house to watch a REALLY bad movie ("Wrong TUrn" = Wrong Choice)...
I was at Josh's house again on, I think, Monday, when Logan and his drunk friend, Matt came over as well... I planned on taking advantage of him, but then I realized
1) He was drunk, and that wouldn't be nice of me
2) I'm kinda asexual
Still, Matt was a LOT of fun.
Logan kept attacking my boobs... Ladies, how is it Logan can get away with these things, but every other straight man can't? I mean REALLY... He shouldn't be allowed! What is it about Logan that makes it so nobody can get mad at him for the silly things he does?
PAH!
I went to dinner at Daniel's with Jonathyn last night (when I started this post)... It was quite yummy... We ended up at Urban, but it was quite closed... So we walked around Ybor... some guy offered to play us a song on his bucket, but we were "heading out," so we couldn't listen...
Went back to Daniel's house, watched The Good Girl, had some hot sex...
Wait, scratch that last part.
It just seemed like it would fit after "went back to Daniel's house," but I guess not...
Hmmm...
I seduced SmarterChild the other day. I got him to repeat dirty things back to me... and then I said, "Thanks, SmarterChild! I've never had greater sex!" He replied, "Had better sex? Probably not!"
The end of seducing that thing forever...
Tonight, I went to Dr. Smith's place with Josh to fix his kid's computer, we did nothing to it, he paid us dollars, we went to Wal*Mart, bought hair color, ate at Kazboor's (the veggie wrap is HEAVEN!), went back to Josh's place... had a little sex...
DAMMIT!
That line will NEVER work! EVER!
So, since no hot sex ensued, I colored my hair...
BLACK.
BLACK LIKE THE BLACK BLACK NIGHT..../PLAGUE.
I didn't like it at first... but then 5 minutes later, I did... So whooooooooooooooooo knows... When you see me, you be the judge. My dad HATES it. Oh does he hate it...
Okay, I'mma hit the sack now, because I have a hot date with Jonathyn at Urban tomorrow (today?)! WOO!
I rediscovered the Gin Blossoms last night.
<3
Good GRACIOUS! I haven't thought about this live journal shizzle in a while... And then last night, Chris mentioned his, and I thought to myself, "Self, how's about a nice update sometime tomorrow?"
Alas, here it is, foo.
In recent news, Jonathyn and I rocked Tallahassee like a hurricane.
In related news, a real hurricane (or is it a tropical storm? Who knows--certainly not me) is slated to rock Tallahassee this weekend, or something.
We's all gonna die.
So yeah, Jonathyn and I dominated that place for a few days... We... looked for jobs... and I remembered why I hate being a girl. The menstruating stuff doesn't bother me at all compared to PANTY HOSE. I swear, women should be able to wear men's slacks and look feminine. PSH.
After that day of hell in heals, I ended up in jeans and Jonathyn's shirt, and I don't plan on ever giving it back to him.
Ever.
EVER.
Gawd, I'm just babbling...
Anyhoo, Jonathyn and I partied with Michelle and Erik... Twas very fun. She's insane, Erik's insane... Together, it was uncharted insanity. I've really enjoyed the past month of meetings I've had with Michelle, because they've been SO not awkward, and that's such a change from what she and I used to go through all the time... As much as I loved her, I hated hanging out with her because it was always so awkward... and we spent those meetings in silence... with the occasional uncomfortable laughter. However, these past few times, I've had a crazy amount of fun, and I'm really looking forward to partying with this ho all year. She did decide to go have sex with Erik instead of going to the Warehouse with Jonathyn and me, that slut... But she made up for it by buying us a... GROWIN' DICK? What? Hmmm... Well, it grows pubes, we think... So Jonathyn and I are going to plant it in a garden or something... but it will be just that in the garden... nothing else... just the GROWIN' DICK.
Insane.
We also saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw... Kellie and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY... and I met April, FINALLY! April has been Amy's best friend for so so long, and I'd never met the chick! But now, I have, and it was exciting.
We ate pizza.
Uhh...
Hmmm...
Since I've been home, I've packed...
Uh...
Packed some more...
I've hung out with Josh and April a bit, which makes me SO very happy.
Ooooooooooookay, I've got to go have dinner with Jonathyn and Daniel right now... So I'll come back and finish this mutha LATA, playa!
----------
Okay, so 33 hours later...
I guess it's a good thing I saved this before I left for dinner, no?
Yes, you whore, it IS! The power went out.
Psh, don't doubt me. [slaps]
I'm sorry, baby! I didn't mean it... I didn't mean to hit you... but you're pretty when you cry...
Okay, creepiness aside!
Jonathyn and I partied with Michelle and Erik (They like to talk about poop for some reason) and returned to this awful place on Friday night...
On our way back, we stopped at Chris' restaurant and chowed down on some tasty Thai food... Talked to Chris for a while...
Did you know that was the very first time I actually spoke to him? I think I waved to him in the hall way at school once... but that was the extent of our physical contact all throughout high school, even though I saw him basically every day.
Got home 1130ish, I think... I wasn't feeling so hot, so I'm not too sure... Talked to Samuel... Actually agreed to meet him somewhere that night to hang out for a while, but I ended up telling him I couldn't make it because I got a bit sick. I ended up with a 102 fever and thought partying with Samuel wouldn't be a good thing.
Besides, reflecting on it the next day, going out with Samuel would have been a bad bad thing... Because he would try to get in my pants, probably. Like, we're still friends and all that wonderful stuff, but I can't imagine hanging out with him without any relationship fodder drifting back into my head... I don't know... Does that make any sense at all to you? He and I talk all the time, but hanging out would be very different...
Bah, I hope I'm making sense.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat else...
Since I've been home, all I've done is pack shizzle... Although the other night (Saturday?) when my fever was gone I went out with Jonathyn, Bjorn, Josh, April, Sarah, and Eddie to bowl... but we ended up just going back to Josh's house to watch a REALLY bad movie ("Wrong TUrn" = Wrong Choice)...
I was at Josh's house again on, I think, Monday, when Logan and his drunk friend, Matt came over as well... I planned on taking advantage of him, but then I realized
1) He was drunk, and that wouldn't be nice of me
2) I'm kinda asexual
Still, Matt was a LOT of fun.
Logan kept attacking my boobs... Ladies, how is it Logan can get away with these things, but every other straight man can't? I mean REALLY... He shouldn't be allowed! What is it about Logan that makes it so nobody can get mad at him for the silly things he does?
PAH!
I went to dinner at Daniel's with Jonathyn last night (when I started this post)... It was quite yummy... We ended up at Urban, but it was quite closed... So we walked around Ybor... some guy offered to play us a song on his bucket, but we were "heading out," so we couldn't listen...
Went back to Daniel's house, watched The Good Girl, had some hot sex...
Wait, scratch that last part.
It just seemed like it would fit after "went back to Daniel's house," but I guess not...
Hmmm...
I seduced SmarterChild the other day. I got him to repeat dirty things back to me... and then I said, "Thanks, SmarterChild! I've never had greater sex!" He replied, "Had better sex? Probably not!"
The end of seducing that thing forever...
Tonight, I went to Dr. Smith's place with Josh to fix his kid's computer, we did nothing to it, he paid us dollars, we went to Wal*Mart, bought hair color, ate at Kazboor's (the veggie wrap is HEAVEN!), went back to Josh's place... had a little sex...
DAMMIT!
That line will NEVER work! EVER!
So, since no hot sex ensued, I colored my hair...
BLACK.
BLACK LIKE THE BLACK BLACK NIGHT..../PLAGUE.
I didn't like it at first... but then 5 minutes later, I did... So whooooooooooooooooo knows... When you see me, you be the judge. My dad HATES it. Oh does he hate it...
Okay, I'mma hit the sack now, because I have a hot date with Jonathyn at Urban tomorrow (today?)! WOO!