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Fuck you, you motherfucker you! You know what you did and alls I gotta say is I hope you catch the clap and burn!
My brother's cat is in heat for the first time. That cat hates me but now all of a sudden I noticed her walking in between my legs and rubbing against me, being friendly. And I was perplexed...But I said "hey, you want to be friends now?" and I gave her a pet. Then I realized the bitch was in heat when she turned around, stuck her ass in the air, parted her tail and presented herself to me. I about lost my appetite and had to throw away my frozen burrito. That cat has been stalking me for the past 3 days. It's weird she just has an instinct that she needs to be fucked. Then my dad's going out of town and he tells me to watch the cat and be nice to her because she is in pain. I said "Pops, the bitch is horny...I'm in more pain than her!"
Valentines day is coming up...I'm gonna crawl in a cake and mail myself to my ex. I wonder what that fucking cunt is up to? Maybe I should send some pictures of my dick in her mouth to her new boyfriend for V Day? Why am I such a prick? Cause it's fun...
Well, feb 26th is my fight...wish me luck. Life is good don't take my post to the heart. I'm very happy. Satire makes life a little brighter, bitches.
My brother's cat is in heat for the first time. That cat hates me but now all of a sudden I noticed her walking in between my legs and rubbing against me, being friendly. And I was perplexed...But I said "hey, you want to be friends now?" and I gave her a pet. Then I realized the bitch was in heat when she turned around, stuck her ass in the air, parted her tail and presented herself to me. I about lost my appetite and had to throw away my frozen burrito. That cat has been stalking me for the past 3 days. It's weird she just has an instinct that she needs to be fucked. Then my dad's going out of town and he tells me to watch the cat and be nice to her because she is in pain. I said "Pops, the bitch is horny...I'm in more pain than her!"
Valentines day is coming up...I'm gonna crawl in a cake and mail myself to my ex. I wonder what that fucking cunt is up to? Maybe I should send some pictures of my dick in her mouth to her new boyfriend for V Day? Why am I such a prick? Cause it's fun...
Well, feb 26th is my fight...wish me luck. Life is good don't take my post to the heart. I'm very happy. Satire makes life a little brighter, bitches.