FUCK YOU
I fuckin love fridays! Yes, it is necessary to cuss... I work with kids damnit and all day I talk about spiderman and batman and all that shit. The otherday a mom asked me to help potty train her son. I told the kid "You're a big kid now...You are getting stronger everyday. I need you to go on the potty like a big boy now. Besides the potty is cool, I go on the potty, it's fun! So Ricky, I want you to go on the potty before next class."
Ricky came to the next class triumphantly. He took his first shit on the potty and I gave him a high five. I was so very proud.
So motherfucker, I'm allowed to curse once in awhile. Because I make a difference in kids lives everyday by teaching martial arts.
I fuckin love it!
Wait that reminds me. The otherday one of my students asked me "Whats the difference between girls and boys." I told the poor kid that girls are made of sugar and spice and that boys are made with mudpies and army men. But what I really wanted to tell him is that you can punch a boy in the fucking teeth when he mouths off to you and that girls will just play with your heart and make you feel stupid and cause you to walk around with a book in front of your pants in the third grade and you'll never understand them and you can't do shit about it...except feel awkward and stupid...But don't worry son...you'll discover beer soon enough.
Ricky came to the next class triumphantly. He took his first shit on the potty and I gave him a high five. I was so very proud.
So motherfucker, I'm allowed to curse once in awhile. Because I make a difference in kids lives everyday by teaching martial arts.
I fuckin love it!
Wait that reminds me. The otherday one of my students asked me "Whats the difference between girls and boys." I told the poor kid that girls are made of sugar and spice and that boys are made with mudpies and army men. But what I really wanted to tell him is that you can punch a boy in the fucking teeth when he mouths off to you and that girls will just play with your heart and make you feel stupid and cause you to walk around with a book in front of your pants in the third grade and you'll never understand them and you can't do shit about it...except feel awkward and stupid...But don't worry son...you'll discover beer soon enough.