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- 15:16 RT @moegreeb: If the best part of waking up is Folgers In Your Cup, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of masturbation. #
- 15:20 Does veal parmigiana typically cause next-day constipation? I'm asking for a friend. #
- 15:22 It's high time I change out the songs on my BlackBerry, but my laptop died and I still haven't got my interim shitbox. #firstworldproblems #
- 19:54 Never doubt an octopus when it comes to soccer. C'mon, they've 4 times the legs of average players; if anyone knows soccer, it's an octopus. #
- 20:00 @ iamgoodchris make that four. Or do I count as the first woman to tell you this week to be a massage therapist? #
- 20:02 RT @3amGraham: The Vuvuzelas are dead and done. RIP, the most annoying meme ever. #
- 22:58 RT @JamesKysonLee: #BP - I will punch ur f*cking eye with my Fist of Justice, u f'ing lowlife #
- 01:40 @ 3amGraham I'm surprised someone remembers Simple Life. #neverwatcheditmyself #
- 01:44 Nacho dip. Phone wars. Butt-bucket fire. Top Gear. Fun night. #
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