Fun With The Oil Industry!
While my new job doesn't provide the flat-out comedy of porno cruise ship menus that my old one did, a couple of amusing oil industry news bulletins crossed my desk today:
The Texas Eastern Products Pipeline Company announced their forecast today that the Shreveport, La., truck terminal would run out of low-sulfur on- and off-road diesel oil tonight, according to a shippers' bulletin.
A "shippers' bulletin" sounds like a ML put out by supporters of a particular pairing rating the latest "OMG OTP!" events in canon. "Well, we definitely got some UST this chapter! Check out the meaningful glance on the third page, last panel on the right!"
KNOB LICK, Ky., Jan. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- The Young Oil Corporation announced here today that it has drilled in a new oil well, in Fentress County, Tennessee with initial production potential of more than 100 barrels of oil per day. The well is located on the Robert Cole lease in the Little Crab community, about six miles west of Jamestown.
Most WTF? town names this side of Intercourse, PA. o_O
The Texas Eastern Products Pipeline Company announced their forecast today that the Shreveport, La., truck terminal would run out of low-sulfur on- and off-road diesel oil tonight, according to a shippers' bulletin.
A "shippers' bulletin" sounds like a ML put out by supporters of a particular pairing rating the latest "OMG OTP!" events in canon. "Well, we definitely got some UST this chapter! Check out the meaningful glance on the third page, last panel on the right!"
KNOB LICK, Ky., Jan. 14 /PRNewswire/ -- The Young Oil Corporation announced here today that it has drilled in a new oil well, in Fentress County, Tennessee with initial production potential of more than 100 barrels of oil per day. The well is located on the Robert Cole lease in the Little Crab community, about six miles west of Jamestown.
Most WTF? town names this side of Intercourse, PA. o_O