An ode to FAIL
Yes friends, I must sadly inform you that good ole Sailor has fallen in unequal and unfair combat with a most treacherous fiend.
While traversing her seemingly peaceful home, she was beset and most vigorously molested by the foul scourge of toes everywhere, The Hidden Doorframe.
The villain landed a spectacularly underhanded blow, sending our Dear Friend to the unforgiving floor with a decidedly callus disregard for all established rules of genteel combat, resulting in a savage coloration of the afflicted digit.
A memorial service for the valiant martyr will be held on December 10th, at which time the swelling should have subsided enough to facilitate a simple and cheap burial.
Her dignity will be most fondly remembered, with no mention of her cowardly wails of deth.
That is all.
While traversing her seemingly peaceful home, she was beset and most vigorously molested by the foul scourge of toes everywhere, The Hidden Doorframe.
The villain landed a spectacularly underhanded blow, sending our Dear Friend to the unforgiving floor with a decidedly callus disregard for all established rules of genteel combat, resulting in a savage coloration of the afflicted digit.
A memorial service for the valiant martyr will be held on December 10th, at which time the swelling should have subsided enough to facilitate a simple and cheap burial.
Her dignity will be most fondly remembered, with no mention of her cowardly wails of deth.
That is all.