My name is Laurel, and I am funky!
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My Your "Mega Hardcore Son-of-a-Bitch Punk-Ass "Don't give a Fuck 'bout Nuthin" name is is Chaotic CuntFucker de la Shithead.
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de la Shithead, lol! After I did this one, the Name Gen kept repeatedly fucking up on me, saying that I needed to enter a name to get results when I HAD entered my name. :( And I wanted to know what my Crackhead Whore name would be... anyway, I gave up.
Hm, my stay in the hospital had an interesting outcome - I've had this thing on my leg, under the right knee, for the last few years. I really don't know what to call it; it's red and raised, just a patch of scaly, itchy skin, like Eczema? Something. I've tried every cream known to mankind to get rid of it; nothing has worked so far. While I was in the hospital, the nurse asked me a bunch of medical questions, and she asked if I had any skin rashes or something of that sort, so I told her about the patch under my knee. She looked at it, wrote something down, and that was that.
Just the other day, I noticed that it has shrunk. Most of it isn't raised at all anymore. The skin is still discolored, but when I run my finger over it, most of it feels like regular skin again. It appears to be going away. HOORAY! So, I wonder if they gave me something in the hospital to treat it, like, an anti-biotic, and it's slowly done its work. Goodiegoodiegoodie!
Dad and I are going to Olive Garden tomorrow night for a late birthday dindin out, for him and for me. Our birthdays are very close together. Olive Gardeeeeeen, yumyumyumyum. Practically everything there tastes like cooked bits of heaven.
My Your "Mega Hardcore Son-of-a-Bitch Punk-Ass "Don't give a Fuck 'bout Nuthin" name is is Chaotic CuntFucker de la Shithead.
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de la Shithead, lol! After I did this one, the Name Gen kept repeatedly fucking up on me, saying that I needed to enter a name to get results when I HAD entered my name. :( And I wanted to know what my Crackhead Whore name would be... anyway, I gave up.
Hm, my stay in the hospital had an interesting outcome - I've had this thing on my leg, under the right knee, for the last few years. I really don't know what to call it; it's red and raised, just a patch of scaly, itchy skin, like Eczema? Something. I've tried every cream known to mankind to get rid of it; nothing has worked so far. While I was in the hospital, the nurse asked me a bunch of medical questions, and she asked if I had any skin rashes or something of that sort, so I told her about the patch under my knee. She looked at it, wrote something down, and that was that.
Just the other day, I noticed that it has shrunk. Most of it isn't raised at all anymore. The skin is still discolored, but when I run my finger over it, most of it feels like regular skin again. It appears to be going away. HOORAY! So, I wonder if they gave me something in the hospital to treat it, like, an anti-biotic, and it's slowly done its work. Goodiegoodiegoodie!
Dad and I are going to Olive Garden tomorrow night for a late birthday dindin out, for him and for me. Our birthdays are very close together. Olive Gardeeeeeen, yumyumyumyum. Practically everything there tastes like cooked bits of heaven.