Kitchen sink
This will be a "everything but the kitchen sink" post, as I babble on and on for all eternity.
First...
Dear yuletide Secret Santa,
Hiya! My requests were pretty specific, but I thought you might need just a teeny bit more clarification of what I want. If you decide to write any of the smut, I have a few guidelines for you. Well, mostly my squick list. I've seen other people do this, so I can do it too, nyah nyah.
Squicks that would pertain to the requests I made:
1. I do not like spooning (don't ask, personal BS). The position is fine, but calling it "spooning" is what squicks me, for some odd reason.
2. I do not like 69 (ditto). Same thing. Position doesn't bother me until someone calls it "69" and makes a big deal out of it.
3. Clinical names used for sexual body parts. "Vagina," "penis," "breast"... these are words that should be used by doctors. I prefer sexy words for these.
4. Please no "Poppi molested Paul" flashbacks (if you're doing "Miracles").
5. No heavy bondage. I prefer the sexy, vanilla variety. Break out the leather masks and ball gags and I join the population of Squicksville.
I ask all of this with a great big PLEASE and THANK YOU. ^_^
Signed,
Laaaaaaaaaaaaurel
Evidence that Laurel is getting that oldies disease she cannot spell:
Today, I woke up and was convinced it was Saturday. That was my immediate thought: "Oh shit! It's Saturday! Why did I sleep in?!" I work on Saturdays, and was convinced I was now late for work. This lasted about a minute while I used the bathroom. It dawned on me that no, it was not Saturday, because I watched SPN last night. So it was Friday. Was I sure? Because it didn't feel like Friday. It felt like "you're fucked!" Saturday.
Yes, it's Friday. Phew.
And what the hell was that?
This poll cracked me up with some of the write-in answers. Several had me laughing pretty hard. The only one I can remember offhand was someone went, "I look forward to seeing Sam again next week." XD lol
One of the questions regarded "hard feelings against John" (get your mind out of that gutter... someone needs to clean the pipes?), so I babbled on about how I love to hate John because of him being a buttwipe of a father, and how Sam and Dean only turned out so good because of the people who really raised them. I mean, what, John took baby Sammy on hunts in a papoose on his back? (mental picture, everyone...) You know they got left with people a lot. Then, once Dean was old enough, he raised Sam.
On that note, my answers to the last couple of weeks of spn_fridayfives.
1.) Do you think Sam will develop more powers beyond visions and telekenisis?
I'm with the camp of people who think Sam is a power leech, that he can pull powers off other people, like Rogue from "X-Men." It would explain a lot. Except that the visions are his own ability.
2.) If the show were to have a famous horror movie actor/actress guest star on the show, who would you like to see?
Errrr... Linda Blair is cool. Unless they want to put SKEET ULRICH on there like I keep praying for.
3.) The classic question: Sam or Dean? And why?
Goddamn DEAN. Because he's a fucking Adonis who is just about everything I want in a man.
4.) In last night's episode we saw Jo's hunting skills; do you think she should join the boys on the road?
Not unless they want the show to jump the shark.
5.) Do you think, if Sam knew that John was going to die in the hospital, that if he could go back and do it again he would shoot John while THE DEMON was possessing him?
Hell no. Sam would still refuse to shoot John and try to find a way to prevent his dad from making the sacrifice he made. He'd probably try to make the deal with Ceiling Demon in his dad's place.
1. What other urban legends would you like to see on the show?
Phantom hitchhiker. Dean could get a Mexican pet (*snicker* just imagine his reaction). Why haven't you checked the children? People can lick too. Probably others.
2. What other roles would you like to see Jensen or Jared play?
Jensen - A tasteful but kinda trashy sex movie where he's involved in another threesome relationship (like he was in "Blonde," hurt me!) where we get to see some actual sex scenes with lots of thrusting, moaning, and nudity. I will only watch it for the artistic value.
Jared - I've been thinking for years that they need to do an updated version of the tv show "Land of the Lost" and really play it up as a serious science fiction show. It really was some awesome fucking science fiction, but no one takes it seriously now because it was a "kid's" show made by Sid and Marty Krofft. If they did that, Jared would make one freakin' awesome Will Marshall!!! He's got the boy-next-door look down pat, and could be Will a little older than he was in the original show. Going around with his shirt half unbuttoned all the time? No problem!
3. The dreaded question: what do you think of Ellen, Jo, and Ash?
Ash is really funny. I like him. Ellen is a bitch. She's getting a little more interesting as a character, but overall, if she went away, eh. Jo is irritating and seriously needs to be dropped. Or recast. Harvelle's Roadhouse makes for a useful central place for hunters to meet up in fanfic and RPGs, but otherwise, sort of an improbable idea.
4. How many seasons do you think this show could last?
All the way, since it's on the CW. By CW standards, it's doing great.
5. The Demon killed all the special children's mothers when they were six months old. Why do you think he killed Jessica? How did she 'get in the way'? Do you think the demon has killed some of other children's girlfriends/boyfriends?
He didn't kill *all* their mothers. He killed Jessica because he knows that an unhappy person is easier to turn to the dark side, more easily manipulated, than a happy person. Sure, why not.
One more thing about "No Exit"... why would a family take their two kids to a rundown old bar?
First...
Dear yuletide Secret Santa,
Hiya! My requests were pretty specific, but I thought you might need just a teeny bit more clarification of what I want. If you decide to write any of the smut, I have a few guidelines for you. Well, mostly my squick list. I've seen other people do this, so I can do it too, nyah nyah.
Squicks that would pertain to the requests I made:
1. I do not like spooning (don't ask, personal BS). The position is fine, but calling it "spooning" is what squicks me, for some odd reason.
2. I do not like 69 (ditto). Same thing. Position doesn't bother me until someone calls it "69" and makes a big deal out of it.
3. Clinical names used for sexual body parts. "Vagina," "penis," "breast"... these are words that should be used by doctors. I prefer sexy words for these.
4. Please no "Poppi molested Paul" flashbacks (if you're doing "Miracles").
5. No heavy bondage. I prefer the sexy, vanilla variety. Break out the leather masks and ball gags and I join the population of Squicksville.
I ask all of this with a great big PLEASE and THANK YOU. ^_^
Signed,
Laaaaaaaaaaaaurel
Evidence that Laurel is getting that oldies disease she cannot spell:
Today, I woke up and was convinced it was Saturday. That was my immediate thought: "Oh shit! It's Saturday! Why did I sleep in?!" I work on Saturdays, and was convinced I was now late for work. This lasted about a minute while I used the bathroom. It dawned on me that no, it was not Saturday, because I watched SPN last night. So it was Friday. Was I sure? Because it didn't feel like Friday. It felt like "you're fucked!" Saturday.
Yes, it's Friday. Phew.
And what the hell was that?
This poll cracked me up with some of the write-in answers. Several had me laughing pretty hard. The only one I can remember offhand was someone went, "I look forward to seeing Sam again next week." XD lol
One of the questions regarded "hard feelings against John" (get your mind out of that gutter... someone needs to clean the pipes?), so I babbled on about how I love to hate John because of him being a buttwipe of a father, and how Sam and Dean only turned out so good because of the people who really raised them. I mean, what, John took baby Sammy on hunts in a papoose on his back? (mental picture, everyone...) You know they got left with people a lot. Then, once Dean was old enough, he raised Sam.
On that note, my answers to the last couple of weeks of spn_fridayfives.
1.) Do you think Sam will develop more powers beyond visions and telekenisis?
I'm with the camp of people who think Sam is a power leech, that he can pull powers off other people, like Rogue from "X-Men." It would explain a lot. Except that the visions are his own ability.
2.) If the show were to have a famous horror movie actor/actress guest star on the show, who would you like to see?
Errrr... Linda Blair is cool. Unless they want to put SKEET ULRICH on there like I keep praying for.
3.) The classic question: Sam or Dean? And why?
Goddamn DEAN. Because he's a fucking Adonis who is just about everything I want in a man.
4.) In last night's episode we saw Jo's hunting skills; do you think she should join the boys on the road?
Not unless they want the show to jump the shark.
5.) Do you think, if Sam knew that John was going to die in the hospital, that if he could go back and do it again he would shoot John while THE DEMON was possessing him?
Hell no. Sam would still refuse to shoot John and try to find a way to prevent his dad from making the sacrifice he made. He'd probably try to make the deal with Ceiling Demon in his dad's place.
1. What other urban legends would you like to see on the show?
Phantom hitchhiker. Dean could get a Mexican pet (*snicker* just imagine his reaction). Why haven't you checked the children? People can lick too. Probably others.
2. What other roles would you like to see Jensen or Jared play?
Jensen - A tasteful but kinda trashy sex movie where he's involved in another threesome relationship (like he was in "Blonde," hurt me!) where we get to see some actual sex scenes with lots of thrusting, moaning, and nudity. I will only watch it for the artistic value.
Jared - I've been thinking for years that they need to do an updated version of the tv show "Land of the Lost" and really play it up as a serious science fiction show. It really was some awesome fucking science fiction, but no one takes it seriously now because it was a "kid's" show made by Sid and Marty Krofft. If they did that, Jared would make one freakin' awesome Will Marshall!!! He's got the boy-next-door look down pat, and could be Will a little older than he was in the original show. Going around with his shirt half unbuttoned all the time? No problem!
3. The dreaded question: what do you think of Ellen, Jo, and Ash?
Ash is really funny. I like him. Ellen is a bitch. She's getting a little more interesting as a character, but overall, if she went away, eh. Jo is irritating and seriously needs to be dropped. Or recast. Harvelle's Roadhouse makes for a useful central place for hunters to meet up in fanfic and RPGs, but otherwise, sort of an improbable idea.
4. How many seasons do you think this show could last?
All the way, since it's on the CW. By CW standards, it's doing great.
5. The Demon killed all the special children's mothers when they were six months old. Why do you think he killed Jessica? How did she 'get in the way'? Do you think the demon has killed some of other children's girlfriends/boyfriends?
He didn't kill *all* their mothers. He killed Jessica because he knows that an unhappy person is easier to turn to the dark side, more easily manipulated, than a happy person. Sure, why not.
One more thing about "No Exit"... why would a family take their two kids to a rundown old bar?