A day to morn. A day of Liberation
I lost a trusty friend today. I sat by its side for many a days, at some points truly believing that it might pull through, to live another day as my central comunication device, well besides my mouth and my computer and lan line and so forth. Anyway today I lost my cell phone to old age, it passed quietly in its sleep. I almost thought about shedding a tear. You see I was going to dedacate this day but then i didnt because I realized that...well me and phones never do get along and this one was no different.
Anyway, all the good times we had together cell phone and me. Like the week you spent in the gutter durring that rain storm senior year of high school and my dad found you two weeks later followed by him threatening take from me the very man hood that would father his grandchildren, you managed to pull through, I am forver indebted to you. What about the time I took you up skiiing and snow melted through my clothes saturating your tiny body. I found you later frozen solid and i had to wait for you to thaw before i could call for someone to pick us up from the resort, or the time you fell out of my pocket while I was driving the golf ball picker, I thought you were a goner for sure, but some how you proved again to be a loyal canidate, you came back to me after a coworker found you laying in a puddle from the previous nights sprinkler run, out by the 100 yard marker,once again saving my manhood. Not to mention the countless times I dropped you sat on you and pretty much just took your very existance for granted.Way to pull through in my time of need Bravo. And although your brain may have hemeraged, and your spinal chord severed; your soul lives on. So today I honor you for the memories we had.
Actually I am really enjoying not having it around, I feel kind of free. I might need to get peoples numbers at some later date
Anyway, all the good times we had together cell phone and me. Like the week you spent in the gutter durring that rain storm senior year of high school and my dad found you two weeks later followed by him threatening take from me the very man hood that would father his grandchildren, you managed to pull through, I am forver indebted to you. What about the time I took you up skiiing and snow melted through my clothes saturating your tiny body. I found you later frozen solid and i had to wait for you to thaw before i could call for someone to pick us up from the resort, or the time you fell out of my pocket while I was driving the golf ball picker, I thought you were a goner for sure, but some how you proved again to be a loyal canidate, you came back to me after a coworker found you laying in a puddle from the previous nights sprinkler run, out by the 100 yard marker,once again saving my manhood. Not to mention the countless times I dropped you sat on you and pretty much just took your very existance for granted.Way to pull through in my time of need Bravo. And although your brain may have hemeraged, and your spinal chord severed; your soul lives on. So today I honor you for the memories we had.
Actually I am really enjoying not having it around, I feel kind of free. I might need to get peoples numbers at some later date