I think my soul went numb... can I get some help here
Ok, If anyone at all ever gets the slight urge to take those little pool toy floating rafts and padles and try to conqure the freezing ass ocean please take it from me, refrain, beat the urge down with a very large poll of some sort. That is unless you want to be plastered by both blunt and sharp objects while you try to hold on to your soul as you get washed out to sea by waves that shouldnt be given dirty looks. Did I mention that the water will be so cold that you will want to carve your eyes out with some sort of specialty cheese knife, just to distract you from the pain, but hey look on the bright side, you didnt get your head smashed in by the massive rocks surrounding you and you didnt swallow too much sand, just enough to build a SMALL sand castle. If you do get the urge and you manage to survive, repeat (because it bears repeating) do not wash off in the near by lake because you think it will be cleaner and or warmer. You will smell of moldy ass in a can that has been aging for years and the smell will not disipate with ease, oh no its not that easy. So you can save yourself the agony if you just resist because I know how appealing it sounds. That and if anyone knows how it feels to get shot by a flare gun please respond, responses are much appreciated.
Alejandro
Alejandro