Sep 09, 2006 17:12
I just ate paper. Now, I don't mean like a goat where I couldv'e just hchomped the book I have spent ALL day reading but more in the - oh, there is paper in my food, and there appears to be more than the ignorable amount, oh well - kind of way. It went down like this, somehow in the process of opening the dressing that I was planning on snacking on with carrots whilst my grilled cheese cooked (which may normally not have taken forever but as our stove has no labeled dials, it's always a game of chance to see if dinner gets cooked), the newly ripped paper seal thingy on my bottle fell like a practiced diver into my dressing. Now, I could have pulled it out but with that large piece of paper would have come a great deal more dressing than I was ready to sacrifice to the cause. So, I decided to dine with some extra fiber and purposfully dipped in a carrot, wrapped the rambunctious dressing covered paper around it and hchomoped it down. I must say, i think that was my favorite carrot.