Title: Ceremonial Headwear
Author:
sailor_harry/
hadisiaSeries:
campfuckudie, Kyou Kara Maou!, Saiyuki, Lupin III, Naruto
Pairings: None
Characters: Gwendal, Gunter, Gojyo, Lupin, Rock Lee
Rating: G
Warnings: I blame KHII and
this icon by
darknightrain for this. ♥
Summary: Gunter + Gwendal's not-sons = yes.
Notes: Oh, CFUD.
Crossposted:
campersfuckoff "The colour is absolutely magnificent!" Gunter gushed, clasping a hand to his heart. "Just the right shade of royal black - and the shape!"
He sighed dramatically, clutching his cheek with his other hand. Gwendal muttered what could have been a sign of agreement, displeasure, or possibly indigestion.
"And the shape! Ahhh, it reminds me of some of the older designs they had back in the 14th Maou's reign...and the name on the back, in that bright blue thread! Well, I admit it certainly clashes with this young man's hair, but..."
Gojyo glared at Gwendal from the stool he had been...coerced onto.
"I am never 'momentarily donning ceremonial headwear' for you again. Ever," he hissed, jumping back and falling off the stool when Gunter began to pull back his hair, trying to arrange it under the Mickey Mouse hat.
"Do not fret, Gwendal-san!" Rock Lee cried from the mirror, where he stood adjusting the hat over what Gunter had described 'the most majestic bowl cut he’d ever seen.' "I, the Green Beast of Konoha, shall remain your faithful model of ceremonial headwear for however momentarily you may need it to be donned!"
"Easy for you to say," Lupin groaned from the corner he was desperately trying to disappear into. "He hasn’t tried to force you into the red shorts yet."