Counsellors

Dec 27, 2005 19:39

I was forced to see a counsellor today by my boss. He says that I need to look like I'm trying to get help.

I don't think I've ever met anyone more useless than the Counsellor he sent me to.

I walked in and the first thing she asked was "How do you feel right now?"

What kind of a question is that?

"I don't." I replied, because I didn't, don't, feel anything. She gave me this odd look and basically scribbled DENIAL on her notepad then asked me again.

"But how do you feel"

Obviously she's an idiot. So I smiled all cheerful like and said.

"I don't."

Then she asked me why I feel that way.

If killing wasn't a crime I'm pretty sure I would have killed her with the plea of not wanting to deal with her stupidity.

It would have been self-defense for my sanity. The world needs to be rid of it's growing idiot population anyways, that and she was ugly.
~Sai
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