Meet the Fu*kers ;)
So, once upon a time there was this chick named torrealis. And she was pretty fuckin' hot, ngl. And she tweeted a TON. Like, all the time, seriously. But it was okay, 'cause it was always hilarious and awesome, and usually about how much she wanted to do x-rated things to her favorite actor. Which, you know, we all agreed with.
And tons of people wanted to be her bff 'cause she made these really gorgeous and incredible graphics of said actor (and of other things, but we don't really care :P). And kicked Photoshop in the 'nads, truestory.
Then one day, she met up with hihoplastic, krisrussel, bigdamnxenafan, drewandian and Mandy and this weird convention where people wear costumes and Mandy's allowed to like Glee. And, because the universe is bomb, Torri was there, too. And she bought us tequila, 'cause we're awesome. ...and now we all drink tequila a lot more than we used to.
But that's beside the point.
The point is, that while at this convention that Mandy found a bit disturbing, this group of weird, mildly obsessive and giddy fangirls were officially dubbed,
The Fuckers.
An apt nickname, to be sure, given how often their minds are in the collective gutter. In any case, The Fuckers now spend most of their time on Twitter, recruiting and hazing new Fuckers and inducting them into the Fucker cult. (There is talk of a Winnebego, but it's classified. I'd have to hurt you with my dead-uncle mob connections.)
They also spend a lot of time drooling over their patron saint. It's kind of unseemly, so we won't show you pictures.
Instead, we're going to celebrate torrealis' birthday! 'Cause it's today. And did I mention she's hot? Totally.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB!!! ILU SO MUCH IT IS RIDICULOUS.
and way too naughty to put in public. i'll DM you later. ;)
epic thanks to bigdamnxenafan, who provided caps above for Xena, Weaver, and Sanctuary.
Oh, I forgot to mention why all this is in past tense. Don't worry, torrealis is still alive and well; you see, she just kind of, well...to make a long story short, she stole the Winnebego, left us in Iowa and is now living happily ever after with Torri on a beach somewhere in Maui.
THE BITCH.
More Birthday Goodies! Made for you by the ridiculously talented cutting_onions.
Because the night♥ from cuttingonions on Vimeo.
*hihoplastic DID NOT MAKE THIS VID. This vid was made by cutting_onions, who is much hotter. You can DL this awesome vid here.
1. this was posted here and not on my personal journal due to the size of the caps. all are welcome to drool over Ripley in her space panties.
2. torrealis, check back later for more goodies. ;)
And tons of people wanted to be her bff 'cause she made these really gorgeous and incredible graphics of said actor (and of other things, but we don't really care :P). And kicked Photoshop in the 'nads, truestory.
Then one day, she met up with hihoplastic, krisrussel, bigdamnxenafan, drewandian and Mandy and this weird convention where people wear costumes and Mandy's allowed to like Glee. And, because the universe is bomb, Torri was there, too. And she bought us tequila, 'cause we're awesome. ...and now we all drink tequila a lot more than we used to.
But that's beside the point.
The point is, that while at this convention that Mandy found a bit disturbing, this group of weird, mildly obsessive and giddy fangirls were officially dubbed,
The Fuckers.
An apt nickname, to be sure, given how often their minds are in the collective gutter. In any case, The Fuckers now spend most of their time on Twitter, recruiting and hazing new Fuckers and inducting them into the Fucker cult. (There is talk of a Winnebego, but it's classified. I'd have to hurt you with my dead-uncle mob connections.)
They also spend a lot of time drooling over their patron saint. It's kind of unseemly, so we won't show you pictures.
Instead, we're going to celebrate torrealis' birthday! 'Cause it's today. And did I mention she's hot? Totally.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB!!! ILU SO MUCH IT IS RIDICULOUS.
and way too naughty to put in public. i'll DM you later. ;)
epic thanks to bigdamnxenafan, who provided caps above for Xena, Weaver, and Sanctuary.
Oh, I forgot to mention why all this is in past tense. Don't worry, torrealis is still alive and well; you see, she just kind of, well...to make a long story short, she stole the Winnebego, left us in Iowa and is now living happily ever after with Torri on a beach somewhere in Maui.
THE BITCH.
More Birthday Goodies! Made for you by the ridiculously talented cutting_onions.
You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com
Because the night♥ from cuttingonions on Vimeo.
*hihoplastic DID NOT MAKE THIS VID. This vid was made by cutting_onions, who is much hotter. You can DL this awesome vid here.
1. this was posted here and not on my personal journal due to the size of the caps. all are welcome to drool over Ripley in her space panties.
2. torrealis, check back later for more goodies. ;)