[ One-Shot ] - For Real
Title : For Real
Pairing : TegoMass <3
Genre : Failed! Crack? Fluffinesss.
Rating : PG for semi-violent words. LOL.
Summary : 5 times that people thought Tegoshi was Massu's girlfriend + 1 time Massu said that they were for real.
A/N : For yuurikasaito , because she gave me the prompt ;) Thanks Ma XD SUPER UNBETA'ED
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[1]
Tegoshi and Massu were together in a cafe, just around Tokyo, working on the lyrics of their new single.
Obviously, they had to go out of the Jimusho and find a quiet place to work, because normally, Pi will be disturbing them. So then they decided to go out for a while.
An old lady, who was the owner of the cafe walked towards them, carrying a tray with two cups of coffee.
"Here are your order, kids." The old lady smiled, causing her eyes to squint and her wrinkles to show off.
"Thank you obaa-chan." Tegoshi and Massu said in chorus as they smiled back to the old lady.
"Ah. You're so pretty." Unfortunately, she was referring to Tegoshi. "Ne, is she your girlfriend?" And now she asked Massu, wagging her eyebrows a little.
The two boys stared at each other like "WHUT".
Tegoshi laughed awkwardly.
"Obaa-chan, I'm a guy and he's my friend."
"Really? Well you are too pretty for a guy then."
[2]
There are times when Tegoshi wanted his hair long ; during the winter. He kept it long during those times, and this time, he had it colored light brown, and a bit curly, causing him to really look like a girl with a short hair. Complementing to his pretty face, of course.
"Ne, Tegoshi, you wanna come with me?" Massu asked out of the blue as he was lying on the couch beside Tegoshi.
"Where?"
"In the hospital downtown. Tomorrow. I'll just visit my grandfather. He was confined just now."
"Ah, sure."
The next day came and so the two boys went together in the said hospital.
"Ohayo ojii-san." Massu greeted.
"Ah, Taka. Good to see you."
"How are you doing?"
"I'm fine now."
"Don't you have someone looking after you? Where's mom?"
"She went down to buy some food. Eh, who's that company of yours? Is that your girlfriend?"
Poor vision can really lead to some sort of identity crisis or whatsoever.
Yet again, the two boys stared at each other and laughed.
"Ahaha. No ojii-san. I'm Tegoshi Yuya, Masuda's co-worker."
"Ah. I thought you were a girl. You have balls right?"
Tegoshi's eyes widened at the question.
"Of course he has balls, ojii-san. He's a guy!"
"Hey Massu don't yell at ojii-san."
"I'm perfectly fine."
"Sorry about your grandson, ojii-san. He can be naughty at times."
"I'm used to that."
[3]
"Ne, Massu, is that kid a trainee? He seems lost."
"I don't know. I don't see him here. Come on."
"Eh? We should help him." Tegoshi pulled Massu's arms. "Oi~" He yelled at the kid.
The little boy turned around to the voice that he heard.
"Are you a trainee here?" Tegoshi squatted, meeting the height of the kid.
"No. But my brother is. Can you bring me down, nii-chan? I think I'm lost."
"Uh, sure." Tegoshi agreed as he held the kid's hand.
"Ne, Tegoshi we're late."
"Ne, you're Masu- Masushi...Masuper- ah! Masuda! Masuda! I saw your video on TV last night!" The kid yelled, obviously happy with his new discovery.
Massu laughed at the kid and ruffled his hair.
"Yes, I am Masuda."
"Eh, who is she? Is she your wife?"
"WIFE? Before it was girlfriend, now it's wife?!" Tegoshi let go of the kid and eyed him furiously.
"My brother said that when a boy and a girl is together, the girl is called a wife."
"Your brother is stupid then!"
"Oi Tegoshi, don't teach rude words to kids!"
Well, they ended up sending the kid down the lobby and they got screwed because they were late for rehearsals.
[4]
Massu's male cousin is coming home from America. Unfortunately, he has to stay over at Massu's place while he's still looking for an apartment to stay in.
"Ne, Taka~ is she your girlfriend? She's pretty hot." Massu's cousin said while looking closely at the magazine.
"Eh? Who?" Massu walked towards his cousin, eyeing the magazine. "OH MOTHER OF TEGOSHI. NO! He's a guy!"
"Eh? He is? But he's dressed in a school girl uniform and-"
"He is a guy. He's my bandmate! And that was during our concert!"
"Sorry I didn't know. Would you calm your tits a little. Geez." His cousin eyed him with a shocked look then rolled his eyes.
[5]
"Seriously, Taka. Is this real?" See, even his mom is doubting him, eyeing at Massu's laptop which was left open.
"No mom. I told you that was edited only. You know how fans are these days. Can you please...just put that away? I'm eating here."
Seeing an edited picture of him and Tegoshi kissing is just...too...distracting at times.
"Oh my god. These really looks real."
"MOM!"
"She even looks like a girl here!" His mom giggled. "Ne, is she your girlfriend?"
"MOM!!!"
"Okay, I'll stop now. Just, please don't leave your laptop open is some site called Live Journal. I always see this."
Massu choked on his food.
+1
"Massu, this isn't a joke. This is real. No edits." Koyama dropped a magazine on the latter's lap.
"Whut?" Massu asked, his mouth filled with chips.
"This! You're holding hands with Tego. I think this was just last week. The first time you wore boots."
"Eh? I think that's photoshopped or something."
"Massu, don't bluff."
"I'm not."
"Massu..."
"What?"
"I want the truth."
"..."
"Massu..."
"Okay fine! I asked Tegoshi to be my boyfriend and he said yes! There happy?"
"Eh? We are?" Tegoshi asked from the other side of the room as he was strangled by Pi.
"Yeah, we are!" Massu eyed him like "ride-on-with-it".
EPILOGUE :
"Massu, what the hell were you saying?"
"What? We are, right?"
"We are what?"
"That."
"What that?" Tegoshi looked confused.
"That. You know. That."
"Can you please elaborate the meaning of that."
"You know. Boyfriend." Massu's voice was completely inaudible during the friend part.
"I am?"
"You are?"
"Huh? Massu can you please make up your mind?!"
"You are."
"I am?"
"Yes Tegoshi. You are. Done."
The younger boy looked at him with a sly smile. "Okay then."
Night came. Tegoshi found himself staring at the ceiling while lying on his bed when a call came in.
"Hello? Tegoshi desu."
"Tegoshi."
"Eh? Massu? Why did you call? Aren't you sleeping?"
"Well, why aren't you sleeping too?"
"Anou...I can't sleep."
"Ah~..."
"..."
"Ne, Tegoshi..."
"Hm?"
"It's real, right? You agreed, right?"
"With what?"
"The boyf-"
"Ah, yeah sure." And he was grinning madly over it. Good thing Massu can't see him like that.
"Really?"
"Massu..."
"Hm?"
"I love you." Call ended, yet he was grinning and blushing like madman, yet, finally, he got to confess.
"WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR THAT!"
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PLEASE TELL ME THAT I FAILED, ROFL
Pairing : TegoMass <3
Genre : Failed! Crack? Fluffinesss.
Rating : PG for semi-violent words. LOL.
Summary : 5 times that people thought Tegoshi was Massu's girlfriend + 1 time Massu said that they were for real.
A/N : For yuurikasaito , because she gave me the prompt ;) Thanks Ma XD SUPER UNBETA'ED
-
[1]
Tegoshi and Massu were together in a cafe, just around Tokyo, working on the lyrics of their new single.
Obviously, they had to go out of the Jimusho and find a quiet place to work, because normally, Pi will be disturbing them. So then they decided to go out for a while.
An old lady, who was the owner of the cafe walked towards them, carrying a tray with two cups of coffee.
"Here are your order, kids." The old lady smiled, causing her eyes to squint and her wrinkles to show off.
"Thank you obaa-chan." Tegoshi and Massu said in chorus as they smiled back to the old lady.
"Ah. You're so pretty." Unfortunately, she was referring to Tegoshi. "Ne, is she your girlfriend?" And now she asked Massu, wagging her eyebrows a little.
The two boys stared at each other like "WHUT".
Tegoshi laughed awkwardly.
"Obaa-chan, I'm a guy and he's my friend."
"Really? Well you are too pretty for a guy then."
[2]
There are times when Tegoshi wanted his hair long ; during the winter. He kept it long during those times, and this time, he had it colored light brown, and a bit curly, causing him to really look like a girl with a short hair. Complementing to his pretty face, of course.
"Ne, Tegoshi, you wanna come with me?" Massu asked out of the blue as he was lying on the couch beside Tegoshi.
"Where?"
"In the hospital downtown. Tomorrow. I'll just visit my grandfather. He was confined just now."
"Ah, sure."
The next day came and so the two boys went together in the said hospital.
"Ohayo ojii-san." Massu greeted.
"Ah, Taka. Good to see you."
"How are you doing?"
"I'm fine now."
"Don't you have someone looking after you? Where's mom?"
"She went down to buy some food. Eh, who's that company of yours? Is that your girlfriend?"
Poor vision can really lead to some sort of identity crisis or whatsoever.
Yet again, the two boys stared at each other and laughed.
"Ahaha. No ojii-san. I'm Tegoshi Yuya, Masuda's co-worker."
"Ah. I thought you were a girl. You have balls right?"
Tegoshi's eyes widened at the question.
"Of course he has balls, ojii-san. He's a guy!"
"Hey Massu don't yell at ojii-san."
"I'm perfectly fine."
"Sorry about your grandson, ojii-san. He can be naughty at times."
"I'm used to that."
[3]
"Ne, Massu, is that kid a trainee? He seems lost."
"I don't know. I don't see him here. Come on."
"Eh? We should help him." Tegoshi pulled Massu's arms. "Oi~" He yelled at the kid.
The little boy turned around to the voice that he heard.
"Are you a trainee here?" Tegoshi squatted, meeting the height of the kid.
"No. But my brother is. Can you bring me down, nii-chan? I think I'm lost."
"Uh, sure." Tegoshi agreed as he held the kid's hand.
"Ne, Tegoshi we're late."
"Ne, you're Masu- Masushi...Masuper- ah! Masuda! Masuda! I saw your video on TV last night!" The kid yelled, obviously happy with his new discovery.
Massu laughed at the kid and ruffled his hair.
"Yes, I am Masuda."
"Eh, who is she? Is she your wife?"
"WIFE? Before it was girlfriend, now it's wife?!" Tegoshi let go of the kid and eyed him furiously.
"My brother said that when a boy and a girl is together, the girl is called a wife."
"Your brother is stupid then!"
"Oi Tegoshi, don't teach rude words to kids!"
Well, they ended up sending the kid down the lobby and they got screwed because they were late for rehearsals.
[4]
Massu's male cousin is coming home from America. Unfortunately, he has to stay over at Massu's place while he's still looking for an apartment to stay in.
"Ne, Taka~ is she your girlfriend? She's pretty hot." Massu's cousin said while looking closely at the magazine.
"Eh? Who?" Massu walked towards his cousin, eyeing the magazine. "OH MOTHER OF TEGOSHI. NO! He's a guy!"
"Eh? He is? But he's dressed in a school girl uniform and-"
"He is a guy. He's my bandmate! And that was during our concert!"
"Sorry I didn't know. Would you calm your tits a little. Geez." His cousin eyed him with a shocked look then rolled his eyes.
[5]
"Seriously, Taka. Is this real?" See, even his mom is doubting him, eyeing at Massu's laptop which was left open.
"No mom. I told you that was edited only. You know how fans are these days. Can you please...just put that away? I'm eating here."
Seeing an edited picture of him and Tegoshi kissing is just...too...distracting at times.
"Oh my god. These really looks real."
"MOM!"
"She even looks like a girl here!" His mom giggled. "Ne, is she your girlfriend?"
"MOM!!!"
"Okay, I'll stop now. Just, please don't leave your laptop open is some site called Live Journal. I always see this."
Massu choked on his food.
+1
"Massu, this isn't a joke. This is real. No edits." Koyama dropped a magazine on the latter's lap.
"Whut?" Massu asked, his mouth filled with chips.
"This! You're holding hands with Tego. I think this was just last week. The first time you wore boots."
"Eh? I think that's photoshopped or something."
"Massu, don't bluff."
"I'm not."
"Massu..."
"What?"
"I want the truth."
"..."
"Massu..."
"Okay fine! I asked Tegoshi to be my boyfriend and he said yes! There happy?"
"Eh? We are?" Tegoshi asked from the other side of the room as he was strangled by Pi.
"Yeah, we are!" Massu eyed him like "ride-on-with-it".
EPILOGUE :
"Massu, what the hell were you saying?"
"What? We are, right?"
"We are what?"
"That."
"What that?" Tegoshi looked confused.
"That. You know. That."
"Can you please elaborate the meaning of that."
"You know. Boyfriend." Massu's voice was completely inaudible during the friend part.
"I am?"
"You are?"
"Huh? Massu can you please make up your mind?!"
"You are."
"I am?"
"Yes Tegoshi. You are. Done."
The younger boy looked at him with a sly smile. "Okay then."
Night came. Tegoshi found himself staring at the ceiling while lying on his bed when a call came in.
"Hello? Tegoshi desu."
"Tegoshi."
"Eh? Massu? Why did you call? Aren't you sleeping?"
"Well, why aren't you sleeping too?"
"Anou...I can't sleep."
"Ah~..."
"..."
"Ne, Tegoshi..."
"Hm?"
"It's real, right? You agreed, right?"
"With what?"
"The boyf-"
"Ah, yeah sure." And he was grinning madly over it. Good thing Massu can't see him like that.
"Really?"
"Massu..."
"Hm?"
"I love you." Call ended, yet he was grinning and blushing like madman, yet, finally, he got to confess.
"WHAT? I DIDN'T HEAR THAT!"
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PLEASE TELL ME THAT I FAILED, ROFL