this is gonna be the highpoint of my college career, so i'ma make a post about it

[saiju]

Haha we were talking about some Shakespeare sonnet cause the teacher was like too lazy to have a productive class, and this girl was like "I like this sonnet cause it shows that honesty's the best policy when it comes to men and women. He doesn't insult the woman or praise her, just say that there isn't anything special about her, and he loves her anyway." or something like that, she's not smart. So I was like that's not the best policy at all, honesty will never get you the girl. and then i mentioned this movie where this guy walks up to a girl at a bar and is like "i dunno what i have to do or say to make you sleep with me, but can we assume i already did that? so we can move straight to the sex, cause essentially we're only talking about fluid exchange right?" and she was so charmed that she slapped him in the face and walked away. so i was like if you try to be honest with girls, you're gonna need a lotta lotion to help yourself out (of course cause you need it to soothe your face rightttttttt? yeah you got that, so did they.) man i'm a jokester. the teacher just laughed some and was like maybe we shouldnt get into that..

BUT THEN later he was like why do guys even write romantic stuff in the first place? so this guy was like "to express our true feelings of love." seriously what a tool. but the teacher was like umm i dont think so, i think essentially it comes down to fluid exchange like Saiju said.

so i actually did help class, my teacher's...rad? can i say that?

my life climaxed at 18, that's sad