i got 99 problems but a blunt ain't one

[saidstrumpet]

SO, I partied hard enough to get evicted and even went on a major bender of sorts in which the 5 days directly before exam week have been somehow erased from my life and still managed to get totally awesome grades. So fuck all y'all. My new apartment is totally great and my hot janitor has already been on by with samples of his wares. "How's my favorite white girl?...You need a piece? I got you a piece." I am sad I'm not having roommates anymore, though I'm sure I'll be thankful as the time passes. I went from having 1 man problem (or problem man) to 4 man problems (problem men?). Meh, they are only human I suppose. The line forms to the left boys. Pretty excited for Christmas. But mostly I'm just excited to see Kelly. Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly.
PEACE