There was a lot of sexual fainting
Quotes from the double secret probation man (DSPM):
"Jesus H. Christ, I got heart burn like I ate a whole Mexican GUY"
"Ugh, it's hotter than two rats fuckin' in a wool sock"
DSPM: "Comfortable sweetie?"
DJD: "Mmm Hmm"
DSPM: "Do you want a pillow?"
DJD: "No thanks"
DSPM: "Because I'll give you mine....*contemplative pause*....for five bucks"
DSPM: "So how do you find the north star?"
DJD: "Follow the straight line extending from the last two stars in the handle of the big dipper, and its that one right there"
DSPM: "Wait..you mean that big moving one?"
DJD: "Honey that's a plane"
DSPM: "Oh...*contemplative pause*.....so what you're really saying is you need another beer"
"Jesus H. Christ, I got heart burn like I ate a whole Mexican GUY"
"Ugh, it's hotter than two rats fuckin' in a wool sock"
DSPM: "Comfortable sweetie?"
DJD: "Mmm Hmm"
DSPM: "Do you want a pillow?"
DJD: "No thanks"
DSPM: "Because I'll give you mine....*contemplative pause*....for five bucks"
DSPM: "So how do you find the north star?"
DJD: "Follow the straight line extending from the last two stars in the handle of the big dipper, and its that one right there"
DSPM: "Wait..you mean that big moving one?"
DJD: "Honey that's a plane"
DSPM: "Oh...*contemplative pause*.....so what you're really saying is you need another beer"